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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

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creature

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there's an angel (insect) and a devil('s coach horse beetle) on each shoulder

thinking of opening a small shop next year... these would be a set of 2 stickers :>

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Meeee exploring

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Today's beetle is Eucalyptus Leaf (Chrysophtharta nobilitata)

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just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good

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herons, trout and thistle

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resting crows

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girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

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I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce