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Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

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I’m gonna be honest it could be any of these at any time.

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how’s that house that raised you?

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i miss everyone

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I have a suggestion.

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Lesbian flag Seychellized.

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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

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good for her

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

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ERASER@YepWn

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i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life

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not again man...

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There once was a doctor named Freud

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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

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cant stop thinking about this video

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my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

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Elf flesh is actually just raw Christmas cheer given shape. If you damage an elf enough to sever a limb, the unbound Cheer rapidly transmutes into a shower of hot chocolate, wet cookie particulates, and other thematically appropriate "gore"