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What is kinktober if not an excuse to make more fics for your weird ships or ships that don’t get enough love. 😂
#bean#bean talks#bean babbles#kinktober#im still working on last years#it will double as this years#I can’t do short drabbles#I need plot#except for when I don’t#but I’m not as happy with those#kinktober 2024#kinktober 2025#I’ll reblog and or post my list
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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever
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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
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percy jackson is a new yorker. you know what there are a lot of in new york? italians. i know because i am one in new york. so percy jackson could be italian. so sally jackson could also be italian. so imagine the shock on nico di angelo’s face when sally starts screaming at percy in italian
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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now
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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳
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Merry Happy Christmas Birthday 🥳🎂🎄🍷sexy CEO
YV piano☺️
And for the background I put the Christmas tree decorations of my house of 10 years ago lol
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