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GAH! I'M A COMMIE PSYOP FROM THE THIRD WORLD! I'M GONNA GETCHA! I'M GONNA GETCHA!

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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inspiration struck in a really, really weird way

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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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I don't think modern Tumblr actually has that many trans women, I figure it's still mostly cis people since that's just how demographics work, however I do think trans women are disproportionately really good at posting and that's why it feels like we have a much larger presence than we do because our posts keep blowing up

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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quake 1 shalrath and shambler goth gfs