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The person who invented sandals started a fashion trend that to this day hasn’t died.

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If The Devil himself gives you a lift, you’ll have to pay a luci-fare

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by Derek Kind

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me: hey 

tumblr classics major who really likes halsey and thinks that the romantic poets were the only people to ever make contributions to english literature: you once made flowers grow within my ribcage but you were like icarus flying too close to the sun and your ichor wings are melting and now divinity stains your bronze fingertips like a pomegranate and you are holy holy holy 

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why be romantic when you can just be roman

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

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It’s really great that people don’t get notified when they’re in your dreams.

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Air rings collide underwater. Source: https://www.instagram.com/victordevalles/

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i remember when i was little and i had to microwave something i’d always ask my mom how much time i needed to microwave it. like i thought at some point adults just learned the right amount of time to microwave anything. she was always right too so i believed her. now i’m an adult and i realized she didn’t know the right times for stuff. she just made it up. she’d be like, “i don’t know, a minute thirty?” and i’d walk away like, “wow how did she know that?” i used to think microwave times were like cooking laws you never broke. now i just throw shit in the microwave and set it on a whim. one minute? two minutes? four minutes? who cares? nothing is what you think it is. 

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schol:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

*blows dust off this post* ahh…. an ancient relic, a remnant of the old era

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i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic 

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r/ImaginaryHorrors is section for horror art. Above are some of the top rated submissions. (Source & Artist Credit) (Top r/LetsNotMeet Stories)

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It still counts as stealth if no one lives to tell about it

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all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

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wow…