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𐙚┊: Just A Regular Tuesday

"Do you ever just feel alone even though there's someone there with you?" Aliyah sat down next to the tall man and rested her head on his shoulder, Desmond hummed and crossed his arms, "Yeah... It sucks," he said.

His eyes glanced at the young woman, "What got you in an edgy mood?" He chucked, Ali huffed and looked up at the young man, "I dunno... But can I ask you a very cringe question?" Desmond nodded his head and looked at the tv show they were watching, "Go for it."

"If the world starts bullying me and I have no one to turn to... Will you be there for me?"

Desmond chuckled and placed a hand on Aliyah's head, "Sure."

"Good morning, sunshine~..! And welcome to another day of bullshit!" Aliyah let out a groan as her best friend pulled down the blankets.

"Mmn..." Ali's eyes slowly open, adjusting to the light.

"Get your ass up and be a woman," the young girl's best friend said, throwing a pillow at her

The young woman sighed and turned to face him, "Listen... Desmond, I know that I never told you, but I'm actually a dude."

The dirty blonde man raised a brow and placed his hands on his hips, Ali sat up and looked out the window, "When I was getting a circumcision the nurse ended up cutting my dick."

Desmond snorted and stayed quiet, intrested to where her story was headed, "So.. to pay back my loss magical wand, they gave me breast implants."

Desmond shook his head in with a 'what the fuck' face.

"Get the fuck up before I chop those off as well."

"Ah! excuse me! Y-you can't do that or... I'll... eeehh... have you cancelled!" Said Aliyah with her eyes shut closed.

"Cancel this then!" Said Desmond hurling a pillow at her face.

Aliyah's head fell back onto her pillow. "Well I guess I'll just keep lying down then," she said with an extrmely muffled voice not bothering to take the pillow off her face.

"Don't make me drag you out of bed," said Desmond raising and eyebrow.

"I'm not forcing you to do anything! You're doing it on your own." Continued the barely audible voice.

"Really?" Said Desmond unimpressed.

"Yeah! What are you gonna do about it? Pussy!" Muffled the muffler.

With that Desmond started walking over.

"Wait wait wait! I'm sorry I didn't mean it!" She muffled.

Desmond took the pillow of her face and sighed at the saliva left on it.

"Wait wait! I actuallyy—...! WAIT, STOP! I SAID WAIT!!!" She shouted as Desmond pulled her out of bed.

Desmond ended up dragging Aliyah all the way to the kitchen, the young woman didn't bother standing up, she just accepted her new life as a mop.

Once they eventually reached the kitchen, Desmond sighed and let go of Ali's leg.

"Dude, you look like an idiot, get up," he said looking down on the tired woman.

Ali groaned and reached her arm out, "I can't get up, help me."

The dirty blonde haired man raised a brow and crossed his arms, "If I pull you up I'm gonna pull your arm out of your socket."

Ali huffed and stiffened her arm, "Then don't pull too hard! Easy solution."

Desmond rolled his eyes and grabbed the lazy woman's hand, "The real easy solution is you standing up on your own."

Ali smiled and sat on a high chair, "So what chu cookin' for breakfast?" She asked.

Desmond raised a brow and placed his hands on his hips, "And who said that I was cooking?"

The two stared at each other as if they were in a western movie with cowboys.

Ali shrugged and fidgeted with the lace of her hoodie, "You're the one in the kitchen."

Desmond huffed and turned his head away, "Aren't you the woman in this room?"

"That's sexist," Ali pouted, pulling on the lace of her hood.

"Cry about it." Said Desmond.

"Nuh uh! I'm a man!" Ali said attempting to make her sleepy voice sound more manly.

"Yeah, yeah, as long as you keep making sandwitches." Replied Desmond with a smile.

"Eh? What!?" The young woman said pretending to be offended "How could you say that. *sniff* ... Wait actually didn't you get fired from work? I'm the bread winner here!"

"Then use that bread to make a sandwitch, DUUH." Retorted Desmond.

"Nuh uh!!! I'm the man of the house now! Go make me a sandwitch! You're the woman!" Ali puffed her cheeks while crossing her arms.

"Nah man we can both be men!"

Ali raised a brow and tilted her head, "Wha- but- then who makes the sandwiches!?"

"NO ONE WE ARE NOW MEN! AND WE STARVE LIKE MEN RAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

"Silence woman! Make me food! I'm actually really hungry~..." Ali moaned, her hand patted her empty stomach.

"Say please." Said Desmond squinting at the young woman.

"Please~..! I need sustenance!" Ali cried out, prepared to whine for 30 minutes if she didn't get her way.

"Fine" Desmond got what he needed to make a sandwitch.

He also got himself an apple.

"Oh! Gimme!" Ali demanded, hoping to get a snack while she waited for food.

"No you fat bitch!"

Ali made an offended look and placed a hand on her chest, "Wha-!? Ok." She sighed.

Ali continued to eye his apple before asking again.

"Ughh~..!! but I really want ittt I'm actually hungryy~..," Ali whined, her eyes looked at Desmond's, attempting to look sad.

"Fiiiine," the young man eventually gave in.

"Really!?" The young woman gasped trying to act cute and happy in her sleepy state.

"Yeah here." Desmond handed her the apple and as she reached he crunched into it loudly.

Aliyah stared at him flabergasted as he chewed with a shit eating grin.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" Desmond laughed his ass off at Ali's reaction.

"All I asked for was an apple what the fuck is wrong with you!" Desmond's weird villain laughed echoed throughout the apartment.

"As the only person with a job now I work so hard and look at how I'm treated *sniff* you're evil! What am I going to do." The young girl said making puppy dog eyes.

"You can start by crying." Snickered Demond.

"You bitch!"

"Nah you're the bitch look at you going 'yap, yap, yap' just yapping away all day," Desmond rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me!? I am the back bone of our conversations thank you! You wouldn't be able to have these without me!" Ali argued

"I mean that is how conversations work..."

"Ah yeah... but you know what I mean you need me to do the talking!" Ali huffed.

"Keep barking it suits you," Desmond winked and crossed his arms.

"Wha- ok."

"Here eat this and shut up" he said putting a plate with an average sandwich on it.

"Fine," Ali huffed sticking her tongue out at him.

She grabbed his pitifully average sandwich and bite into it releasing a ... crunch?

"What the fuck?" The young girl looked at Desmond for an explenation but he only stared back with a wry smile.

Aliyah opened her sandwitch to find two slices of apple along with the rest of the ingredients.

"What is wrong with you!?" Ali cried out flabbergasted yet again.

"You said you wanted an apple right?"

"Yeah but not in my sandwich!!! Oh my g- uuuhhhgggg you fucking dumb ass I just wanna stay in beedd~..."

"Nuh uh, no you're not!" Said Desmond making his own sandwich and coming over to eat it with the young woman.

"Screw it I'm too hungry I'll eat the apple for desert I guess." The young woman huffed as she removed the apple slices and the both of them ate their olate of plane average ass sandwiches.

After eating both of their food, there really wasn't much dishes to do, Ali had cleaned up the plates and asked for Desmond's help to return them back to the cupboards.

"If you hadn't placed the kitchen stuff so high up, I wouldn't have a problem of doing this on my own," Ali sighed.

Desmond shrugged and looked down on Aliyah, "They're just the perfect height, you're just short."

Aliyah hit the tall dirty blonde with a cloth and huffed, "You're a giant, I'm average in height!"

Desmond chuckled and placed his hand on Ali's head, "Sure you are," he said.

The two of them then headed to the living room to reflect on their life choices, "Hey... Are you doing anything today?" Ali asked.

Desmond shook his head and sighed, "No, I did have an interview, but it got cancelled last minute."

Ali hummed and opened her phone, "What about you, have you got anything to do?" Ali paused for a moment then shook her head, turning off her phone.

The both of them proceeded to waste their time doing radom things on their phones and occasionally messing with each other.

"We should go eat something" Desmond eventually said giving the young woman a mini kick.

Ali groaned and rolled her eys, "I can't be bothered to cook."

Desmon paused for a moment and hummed, "Same, let’s go get something to eat."

Aliyah proceeded to whine, "I don't wanna!" Desmon groaned and crossed his arms "Come on it's not that far away."

"What you wanna go to the chicken shop place or whatever"

"Yeah why not. There's nice weather today as well we might aswell make the most of it."

The young woman kept on whining like a child, "Uuuhhhggg I mean I do want some but I don't wanna go outside!"

"Yeah let’s go it's nice outside. You can come straight back to being a lazy bitch after we get our food."

Ali huffed and hugged the small couch pillow, "I'm too comfy~... I don't wanna move!"

"Here let me help you get up" As Desmond started to grab her and pull her up to her feet, Ali quickly got up by herself.

"Wait, wait! I'm up! I'm up!"

Aliyah and Desmond then left their shared home to have a stroll outside in hopes to find something to eat.

"Who gave birth to god?" Desmond looked at woman in front of him and sighed, "I thought you are atheist?"

Ali hummed and looked at the menu, "Still tho, I'm curious."

Desmond, shrugged and leaned back on his chair, "Well, have you picked what you wanted to eat?" Aliyah nodded with a smile, "I want spicy udon!"

Desmond nodded and called over a waitress, a young woman came by with a notepad and took their order.

Ali began to fiddle with her fingers, quietly waiting for her order, Desmond noticed this and he just looked at the young woman. Ali eventually notices his stare,

'What?" She asked, Desmond hummed, his eyes slightly widened, "What what?"

...

"What?"

"... What?"

Ali tilted her head and looked at him, "You've been staring at me," she said, Desmond raised a brow and crossed his arms, "Have I?", "You have."

The dark-haired man shrugged and mumbled, "Well not my fault that you're cute."

"I know tha-.. wait what?"

"What?"

Silence lingered in the air untill Desmond sighed and crossed his arms, "I said what I said."

Ali then slowly felt her face heating up as she looked at the man in front of her, her heart racing in her chest.

"Y-You... Humph, you like me so much that it makes you stupid, if you have a crush on me just say so!" Ali huffed, Desmond chuckled and leaned back on his chair, "Really? Let me ask you a question and I want you to answer me truthfully."

Ali looked at him and bit her lip, "Wh-what is it...?" She asked, Desmond leaned forward, his face rested on the palm of his hand, "Do you have a crush on me?" His lips curved to a smirk as he looked at the young woman's reaction.

"I'm going to take that as a yes," he said with a pleased grin, Aliya rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, "Shut up... That proves nothing..." She mumbled as her eyes tried to avoid Desmond's gaze.

Desmond raised a brow, his lips formed a smirk, "Oh really?" He then chuckled and sighed, "You're adorable," he said, Aliya grinned.

Desmond shook his head with a smile, once the two of them got their food, they both enjoyed the delicious taste of their udon.

Once they had finished, Aliyah begged to go to the park, to which Desmond agrees to.

The two of then ended up sat at a park bench, quietly listening to the sound of nature.

"Hey... Desmond?"

"Yeah? What's up?"

Desmond turned to look at the young woman, Aliyah's cheeks were tinted with red, "If I said that I liked you... Would you leave me?" She asked, the man chuckled and leaned closer, placing a gentle kiss on Aliyah's forehead.

"I wouldn't... Besides, who said I didn't like you too?"