please tamsyn.. i beg
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@torbooks I would like to join the bone army/mention list please 🙏
alecto news contact grid's coming along nicely. our notifications are toast, but we remain dedicated to this cause and will do our best to include everyone, although @'ing us or askboxing is definitely the most reliable way to notify us! trying to catch every engagement, but as mentioned, toast 😭
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what if tlt characters had twitter
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
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don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again
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I don't think I have ever felt for a character quite what I feel for Harrowhark Nonagesimus.
she's a creep, she's a weirdo, she's my blorbo, she's a tiny rat, she's disgusting, she's such a fucking bitch, she's baby, she's a product of abuse and veneration, she's a shaky shitty little dog, I want her to be happy, I want her to feel safe, I want her to kill God, I want her to scream and scream into the abyss, I want her to look into the face of the horrors that made her and be unafraid, I want her to eat an entire fruit
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“my child is fine” your child cuts up an onion, burns it a little at the bottom of the pot, puts in a few vegetables, and then some meat to make soup that doesnt taste like anything, until they put a few teaspoons of salt, and then it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt
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10 Years of Merlin&Arthur
— Day five: After // AU
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Why are we as a society not constantly screaming about the locked tomb
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i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat
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i see your "gideon eats salad leaf by leaf with her hands" and raise you "gideon uses her zweihander like a table knife" (insp)
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I swear I'm not like that with every book I read
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