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s-h-a-y-d-d-a-a-n · 7 years ago

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Rick: our problems don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

Isla: Great, now I'm hungry for beans

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s-h-a-y-d-d-a-a-n · 7 years ago

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?

Lindsey: vacuums

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

Lindsey: black holes

Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

Lindsey: lava?

#thanks tumblr #I needed this obviously #im resisting the urge to turn this into a fandom account #I have that #this is my blog #funny posts #maybe #idk #help #be my friend

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s-h-a-y-d-d-a-a-n · 7 years ago

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Juliet: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Romeo: I'm Right here, Juliet?

Juliet: "Wherefore" means "why" not "where".

Romeo: Misunderstandings like these are what defines our relationship

#Tumblr amuses me #im bored #someone be my friend #shakespeare #Romeo and juliet #I don't post original content #im not even original content #help #existential crisis

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s-h-a-y-d-d-a-a-n · 7 years ago

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Late Night Conversations 1

Me: ok, time for bed, I have work tomorrow. I’ll just watch a youtube video to mellow out...

-time passes-

Me: ok ok, time to sleep -closes laptop- wait did I forget to turn off the ligh-

Me: ...

Me: iS ThaT THe sUN?

#I don't have a sleep schedule #what is sleep #I havnt slept in 17 years #I was watching MEPs #I need friends #and social interaction #be my friend

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s-h-a-y-d-d-a-a-n · 7 years ago

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You're really cute! Oh but I'm not flirting with you 'cause I have a boyfriend. Give it a couple of days and I'll be flirting with you.

A coworker during out first meeting

#what is my life #I want her to flirt with me #agh #Im too gay #im gay and lonely #and single #idk

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s-h-a-y-d-d-a-a-n · 7 years ago

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Firefighter: that's the way the cookie crumbles

Butler: it falls upon me to reassemble the cookie

#cookie #firefighter #butler #I don't know what im doing #what has my life come to #Tumblr told me this

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