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I think if you are going to attempt to have sex with a trans woman and you are afab you need to have like. at least 3 things you can think of that you want to do to her at any given moment to make her feel desired. If you cant think of anything other than "lay there and wait for her to take on all the initiative" you are not ready to be having sex with trans women

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See-through

A doll that's entirely see-through.

Its heart is glass, its skin plastic, its hair a fine clear nylon. It wears only a clear raincoat, as ordered by its witch. The witch decorated its room entirely withsee through plastic as well. The bedsheets, the blinds, even the door. Its thoughts are eternally on display, swimming in its see-through head written on film so transparent that one thought can not cover another.

A doll denied privacy in every form imaginable.

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Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

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*sweeps the dishes*

gift art for @acerby 💙

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original by olepatrick1053

okay lovers of the machine how are we feeling

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It's hydrofluoric acid friday!

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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Look, would you be armed? With what? Or just your platemail fists?

I have plenty of bigger and more pressing problems at all times, but one of the deep-seated root problems that defines me as a person, and out of which most of my other problems somehow branch from, is my deeply held belief that if I was well-rested, hydrated and properly armoured in full medieval plate armour, I could probably fight a cassowary.

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hoffman's car

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Out of Touch

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guards! her post sucked. put her in the breeding mount

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Wtf is that thing

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adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

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Drinks from an Erlenmeyer flask full of glowing liquid, then immediately clutches my chest and falls to the floor behind a conveniently placed laboratory bench, writhing and shrieking while thunder crashes overhead and ominous music swells, and when I stand up again I'm wearing a magical girl dress.