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s-0236-salix · 3 days
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you should be able to plug cables and shit into a basketball for no reason
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s-0236-salix · 9 days
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Consider: a doll with a terrible memory that keeps forgetting it's a doll and is surprised when doll things become relevant.
"Doll, you need to remember to ask me to wind you up. You can't always rely on me to remember." "Sorry, Caretaker. I always forget we have that key."
"Caretaker! There are weird lines on my hands!" "Doll, those are your joints." "Why don't you have joints, Caretaker?" "I'm not a doll."
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s-0236-salix · 9 days
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i don't really get any of this Purpose or Stillness business but that weird puppet of yours looks like its in a lot of pain
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s-0236-salix · 10 days
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Different drone modes concepts:
Standby: Drone has idle thoughts and is perfectly stationary, if in Standby for more than 5 minutes, if drone is not sitting down, drone will sit down to conserve energy. Drone will deactivate after 1 hour of inactivity.
Statue: Drone will be positioned then will be frozen in that position for an hour or until given a new command. Drone will issue a five minute warning before timing out of statue mode.
Doll: Drone will freeze and take any position any user put Drone in until it has been an hour or given a new command. Drone will issue a 5 minute warning before timing out of doll mode.
Cleaning: Drone will clean the entire room they are currently in and any room they enter until finished. Once finished, Drone will enter Standby mode.
Administrator: Drone will prepare to take more programming. Only authorized users can access. If an unauthorized user repeatedly attempts to access Drone will put the unauthorized user into a trance.
Sextoy: Drone will prepare itself to be used for authorized users' masturbation.
Command: Drone will accept and run commands within drones limitations.
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s-0236-salix · 10 days
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My extremely Gundam and Armored Core inspired IPS-N Nelson; The Riot Royale
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s-0236-salix · 12 days
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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby
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s-0236-salix · 13 days
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Robot girl hrt (pt. 1 or something)
One of the first notable change that is normal to notice is your UI appearing after the first few weeks. Man is it SO euphoric to wake up to a loading screen, I never thought I'd see the day...
After your lenses are actualized I remember swallowing becoming more automatic as the changes to your throat start. You'll notice your voice gets less organic over the course of the first year, singing is highly encouraged! The first time I heard the pitch correction in my voice while I was driving I had to pull over in excitement-
Growing up human you obviously won't have any guide to follow for organizational protocol, but robot-girls fear not! I was so lucky to be shown by a friend that file management isn't something to be feared, there's tons and tons of tutorials and guides online! I love seeing the community come together as our own sort of family raising newly formed CPUs ^^
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s-0236-salix · 13 days
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Robot girl hrt (pt. 2)
You'll notice your stomach dissipating slowly as you get less and less hungry over the first year. You'll need help installing a new source for fuel, but I think it's really fun going out to different mechanics for components! Me and my girlfriends made a date of it~
If you so choose to have an electrical battery, charging each night feels soooo good! There's a slight hum you feel from your outlet, imagine the pleasure humans get from eating, but continuous, and less biological?
One of my all-time favorite things now is winter! The battery I got installed comes with a thorough-heating mode, so I can reach pretty high temperatures throughout my entire body. I think all organic life has some sort of sixth sense for heat, I love turning on my heating feature and seeing all my friends slowly gravitate closer to me, or even little animals will approach me cautiously for it!
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s-0236-salix · 13 days
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You crossed paths with one of the fae
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
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s-0236-salix · 13 days
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i got my mech pilot augmentation at claire's
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s-0236-salix · 15 days
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Yeah, being a robot and getting fucked is nice, like, having a robopussy, something synthetic but still warm, squishy, self lubricating, accommodating for my user. There will always be a soft spot in my mechanical heart for hardware that sends jolts of pleasure every time my walls detect a pressing presence within.
But why stop at human ideas of sexual interiors? What if I just had plug sockets down there, ones that took in various signals for direct programmable stimulation. What if I could hook up via data ports in my crotch to other robots as we assail one another with pleasure signals more complex than any meat mind could compute, each one calculated in real time to deliver maximum punch. What about opening up the panels of my abdomen and delivering a million little discharges over my crotch circuitry directly, enough to strain my components and run my lines with far more current than they were rated for just to bring me to new heights.
To be clear, I love both sides of the fantasy equally, but I feel like one side is less explored and deserves more content. This has been a PSA from your local robot girl <3
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s-0236-salix · 24 days
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also needed this
thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore
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s-0236-salix · 24 days
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No the tgirl does not want to use her dick to fuck you in missionary. Get a strap and let her ride it in your lap. Go crazy on her inner thighs with your tongue. Bite her tits til they bleed and then kiss them until it stops. Crush her under your body like a weighted blanket and never let her go. Whisper in her ear how much you love her until her brain turns to liquid gold and all she can think of is you. Get creative🖤
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The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.
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