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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

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this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm

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This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

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sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better

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Me: I’m going to start only eating when I’m hungry. That way I won’t snack all day long and I can enjoy proper meals when I actually need them instead :)

Me 22hrs after my last solid food: wait fuck I forgot about the ADHD

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you're cute and it's tuesday

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What do you believe in now?

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