ryugrass

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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Out of Touch

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sorry if im bad at everything i was only just invented today. by a mad scientest

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

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Repost from IG: resources via MALAN

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everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

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can you imagine plants on land in the precambrian like aw fuck yeah fish cant even eat us anymore this owns and then tictilak shows up

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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm

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in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

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me in the. me in. the. uhm.

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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