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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

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I started replaying Inscryption last night while listening to The Magnus Archives... here's the crossover I wish we had.

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elend: vin's not like other girls

tindwyl: no girl is like other girls it's called individuality bro

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:(

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S2 Jon. Tormented but still blissfully unaware about what's to come.

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Season one Jonathan Archivist Sims will give the most impassioned recitation of some spooky happenings he'll read it with such depth of emotion that you'd think he was there and then be like "end of statement. *sigh* well that was some bullshit."

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I did this a while ago and didn't post it anywhere until recently haha

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Punk Cockatoo! Punk Cockatoo! Punk Cockatoo!

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Saving this to try making later :)

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

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End of a phone call between my sister and me

Me: Fare thee well!

Sis: Fare thee well!

Me: I shallt see thee on the fornight.

Sis: *burps*

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A problematic man and his grumptastic cat