ryderlynnthing
Ryder Lynn
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Hello, I'm Ryder Lynn. I live in an apartment building owned by this awesome man. William Schuester. I have a pet dog named Han Solo and he is the best little puppy.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Come on, Guys. I am just eating ginger cookies and drink lemonade and you question my sexuality. I have my reasons for not popping my cherry. I would appreciate it, if you didn't pry into those reasons... Also, I didn't kiss a guy... That never happened!
I did have a girlfriend in High School! True, it was for about a week, but that should count! 
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for a guy that's not gay it's kind of weird that ryder made out with a dude
as ryder lynn would say he’s no homo.
but then isn’t it weird how he never had a girlfriend?
/jbi
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Sad...Sad...Sad...
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Ryder: Yeah and I don't think she is a LESBIAN!!
Ryder: It's great.
Blaine: ...Uh, okay? Yeah, I don't think so too? I don't want to assume or anything about her, but her dating record have only been guys.
Ryder: Yes, which means that she won't turn me down due to gender. I don't mind her sexual orientation, just barking up the wrong tree is bad.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Blaine: Hopeful possible romance? Sounds good. :) She's single, though, right?
Ryder: Yeah and I don't think she is a LESBIAN!!
Ryder: It's great.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Blaine: Is she reluctant because she doesn't like you or is she hiding her secret feelings of romance? :)
Ryder: I don't know, but I think she is just worried i'll hurt her. I would never! I really want to be there for her, you know? So, can we say ,possible, romance, and keep it hopeful?
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Blaine: There could be like another Blaine Anderson. Blaine is such a common name, like Edgar or Georgie! Anderson too. Hahaha, I'm sure she means another person.
Blaine: Oh? You like her? Does she know?
Ryder: I have never met a Georgie or an Edgar. Yeah, perhaps...Maybe?Seems a bit insane, but yeah, could be.
Ryder: I think so, but she is reluctant to even give me time of day. She worries about press and things. I also, think, she doesn't think I am up for it. For being even just friends with her. I am just lost, Kitty said she would help me buy a suit, but she never did.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Blaine: She actually said that? About... me?
[Blaine has never had someone say that they didn't want to be associated with him. Blaine has to sit down. Catch his breath... ~NO ONE CAN HOLD HIM BACK! HE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT!~ Blaine's thoughts go into a Kelly Clarkson song as his defense mechanism activates to protect his punctured ego. Quinn not liking him? Psh. Pshhh.]
Blaine: I don't remember doing anything that might have upset her. We barely talk... But what about Quinn? Why did you bring her up?
Ryder: Yeah. You're Blaine Anderson. She said Blaine.
[Ryder is a bit irritated with the lack of response under such a long time, he decides to go for a bathroom break.]
Ryder: Damn, so clearly, talking is a good thing. We know that? Erm, I wanna be the guy she likes or at least gives a chance for that possibility to occur.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Blaine: Hi Ryder! :)
Blaine: What. What do you mean. I always thought she liked me? Did she say she doesn't??
Ryder: Howdy!
Ryder: Yeah, she said we wouldn't get along if I was friends with you? I really like her and I don't want to be someone she dislikes. I don't use hair gel or anything, so...I dunno. Did you do something wrong?
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Ryder: Hey, so you and Quinn don't get along. I was wondering how did that happen? So, I can do the opposite of that.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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[Text]: Erm, okay, sure. I am good for the cookies, man. I am a bit worried that you've drugged them. Wait, do they have cool faces on them?
[Text]: I can totally eat drugged cookies with character faces.
[Text]: We need to talk.
[Text]: We do, erm, okay? Cool.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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Totally!!!
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Right!  Best Joke EVER!
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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[Text]: We need to talk.
[Text]: We do, erm, okay? Cool.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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I didn't  see that coming, that is hilarious!! Oh my gosh, and the grasshoppers name is bill!!! ahaha.
So A grasshopper walks into a bar.  The bartender looks at him and says “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”  The Grasshopper says “You have a drink named Bill?” 
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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  Who: Ryder Lynn & Marley Rose
When: 09/08 -Early Morning.
Where: Old tea room close to where Marley works.
Marley Rose:
Marley had to admit that she missed being around Ryder, but part of her was still mad at him and she knew this wasn´t going to go over well if he was making her eat breakfast she didn´t want to. She sighed as she walked the few remaining blogs to the tea house where they were meeting. Ryder was a good guy, Marley knew that, which was probably also why she was here and had agreed to meet him, but she wasn´t exactly feeling euphoric about it.
When she reached the tea house she took a deep breath before entering and looking around. She eventually spotted her friend in the back and moved over to join him. “Hey,” Marley greeted, hanging her bag over the back of the chair before sitting down.
Ryder Lynn:
As he saw her approach, he stood up, a old fashioned manner  that had been installed in him from his parents, but one he chose to continue. The action almost fitting for the old style tea room. Smiling wide at her choice to turn up, he nodded, then tilted his head softly to the side. “Don’t I get a hug?” He let the teasing comment come out as he bent his knees and let a warm smile appear on his face. Letting it slide, he settled himself back in the chair and took a slow breath, his eyes gently looking over her taking her in. He could tell how she had changed and he supposed, she could see how long his hair was becoming as it fell over his eye and his hand went up to brush it to the left.
Clearing his throat gently, he realized he had been staring, “So, I am gunna order, do you want some tea or anything? It’s on me.” Ryder smiled softly, being careful not to emphasis the food, instead slipping it into his own desires rather than a pressuring tone.  Glancing to the lady who was going around from table to table, she must have realized with her soft nod and the call she would be one minute. “Erm, so how is your family?” He asked, almost to testing the subject and how the woman may feel about her lost father.
TEA AND KNOWLEDGE || RYLEY
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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The Color of Money (1986) - Martin Scorsese
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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TEA AND KNOWLEDGE || RYLEY
Who: Ryder Lynn & Marley Rose
When: 09/08 -Early Morning.
Where: Old tea room close to where Marley works.
Ryder Lynn:
Ryder had asked for Marley to meet him through  those few texts, he had began to get nervous. He didn’t want to be the barer of bad news. If you could even refer to this situation as bad news? Though, he knew, if she didn’t look strong enough to take it. He would, respectably, allow the information to slide back off his tongue and be stored in a safe place.  This wasn’t about him, this was about her, and he would build up to the conversation that would impact her knowledge on herself. 
Taking a quiet seat in the old tea room, he politely told the lady he was waiting for a friend and would order when she arrived. Even as he glanced at the rack of food you could purchase, he hoped Marley would let him indulge them both in a breakfast treat with their hot beverages.
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ryderlynnthing · 10 years ago
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[Text]  Okay. Marley, I'll see you soon. 
{TEXT} I need to talk to you, erm, would you meet me at the little coffee shop?
[text] Why?
[text] And which coffee shop? There´s about a billion in this city.
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