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Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

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When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

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I got really bored and started searching Flickr for every photo people took on September 11th 2001

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does anyone remember that artist that was like “i’ll sexualize anything i’ll even sexualize a stop sign” and it was just them drawing a stop sign head on an anime woman body because like honestly that’s so embarrassing you can’t even do it properly

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space is time

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There should be library rules of "Hey can you watch my stuff" at the airport. Unfortunately you can't, due to what I can only assume is Woke,

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can you pick me up a true loves kiss from the corner store

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on Etsy selling quarters that ive flipped until they've landed Tails like 10 times in a row, thereby making it almost certain that they'll land Heads the next few times

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Marilyn Monroe: Haaaaappy biiiiiirthdaaaay Mr. President ;)

John F. Kennedy:  

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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SOME people appreciate a good performance.

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Idk why friends with benefits is such a big deal to people. It’s literally so normal for you and a bro to be alone together with ur heads held really close bc your watching music videos on his phone. and every so often your cheeks brush up against one another but neither of you are seemingly repulsed or pull back. until your actually pressing your faces together culminating in one of u kissing the other. And at that point with how pretty and full both of your lips are you just have to help each other cum! It’s literally human nature..

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Travel tips from our friends in China

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