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マコト＝ナナヤ by ＫｅＧ（けーじ）@hagure_KeG

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Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon.

Shit i’ve read.

-every one possesses a form of psychic willpower that affects reality.

-technically could not be killed, but a human taunting them described how he would kill them so they became killable.

-they believe the color red increases speed so it does, including their enemies ships.

-they believe the color yellow makes explosions more powerful, so it does.

- they believe the color purple is stealthy so anything purple that they see is now invisible.

-they have windows on their spaceships to do drive-by’s because they dont know theres no air to breathe in space.

-their guns dont actually have any proper functioning parts. But since they believe its a gun, its now a gun.

-an out of ammo imperium squad once used empty guns to kill orks by shouting “bang” and since the orks didnt know they were empty it still killed them.

And now my personal favorite.

-while the emperor is believed to be kept alive by continuous sacrifices of his own techpriests. It is believed that the only reason the emperor is still alive is because the orks believe he is alive.

I cant tell what is true and what is made up because it all reads like that.

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Some studies that I made more fun for myself by putting Link in hehe

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If Harry wins the poor little meow meow poll I’ll make a new version of this cursed game sleeve that includes both his pathetic loserman title AND his poor little meow meow title. It’s gonna look like that Arkham city game by the time I’m done with it.

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REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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swordle

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Been playing Disco Elysium and it’s great.

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ITS HIS BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONG SHISHIGANJA MY BELOVED

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The worst sound imaginable

DM: “As you address the mechanical golem, it lets out an ear-splitting sound. It’s the worst sound imaginable.”

Sorcerer: “So basically Nickelback?”

Artificer: “Don’t you mean Quarterback?”

Warlock: “I thought it was Dimefront.”

Rogue: “Maybe Pennysideways?”

[the discussion about what our campaign’s equivalent of Nickelback continues even after this encounter is completed]

Druid: [posts heavily distorted version of How You Remind Me in game chat] Here comes another one

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Disco elysium is a great political litmus test, as evidenced by that ones steam review where the guy got angry the game called him a facist in the first 2 hours of the game

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