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Here’s where each of the gang would love to shop if they lived in today’s world PT 2

Abigail Roberts: Target

Abigail would love the balance of practicality and fun Target offers. She’d shop for affordable home goods, kids' clothes, and a little something for herself, all in one trip. "Now this is what I call one-stop shoppin’."

Molly O’Shea: Nordstrom

Molly would love a high-end department store where she could indulge in designer handbags, elegant dresses, and luxury makeup. She’d adore the sophisticated atmosphere. "A girl deserves the finer things, doesn’t she?"

Susan Grimshaw: The Container Store

Susan would shop somewhere organized, efficient, and filled with tools to keep everything in order. She’d pick up storage solutions, planners, and anything that ensures things run smoothly. "Order and discipline—can’t run a household without it."

Lenny Summers: Barnes & Noble

Lenny would love spending time in a bookstore, where he could browse novels, history books, and journals. He’d enjoy the quiet and intellectual atmosphere. "A good book is worth more than gold."

Josiah Trelawny: Hugo Boss

Trelawny would gravitate toward a sleek, upscale store like Hugo Boss, where he could buy elegant suits and accessories to match his polished, theatrical persona. "Presentation, my dear, is everything."

Uncle: Liquor Store

Uncle would skip any practical shopping and head straight for the liquor store. He’d stock up on whiskey, beer, and maybe even a few cigars to complement his "retirement." "Why waste time shoppin’ when you can drink?"

Mary-Beth Gaskill: Anthropologie

Mary-Beth would love the dreamy, romantic vibe of Anthropologie. She’d browse flowy dresses, vintage-inspired jewelry, and journals for her writing. "It’s just so pretty—everything here feels like a story."

Tilly Jackson: Zara

Tilly would enjoy shopping at Zara for its trendy, stylish, and modern pieces. She’d love finding outfits that make her look bold and confident without breaking the bank. "You can look good without spendin’ a fortune—watch me."

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Here’s where each of the gang would love to shop if they lived in today’s world PT 1.

Arthur Morgan: Bass Pro Shops

Arthur would feel right at home in a store full of outdoor gear, fishing supplies, and rugged clothing. He’d probably lose hours browsing the camping equipment and admiring the taxidermy displays. "Can’t go wrong with a good pair of boots and a fishing rod."

Dutch van der Linde: Brooks Brothers

Dutch would shop at a high-end, classic menswear store to match his refined tastes and love for looking sharp. He’d likely gravitate toward tailored suits, pocket watches, and leather shoes. "A man must dress the part if he’s to command respect."

John Marston: Tractor Supply Co.

John would prefer a practical store that sells farming tools, workwear, and supplies for rural living. He’d appreciate its no-nonsense approach and utility-focused selection. "Just give me what I need to get the job done."

Charles Smith: REI

Charles would enjoy shopping at an outdoor co-op like REI, where he could find quality gear for hiking, camping, and sustainable living. He’d likely be drawn to eco-friendly products and minimalist designs. "Good gear lasts longer and does less harm."

Javier Escuella: Guitar Center

Javier would spend hours browsing guitars, music accessories, and recording equipment. He’d be drawn to the vibrant atmosphere and the chance to show off his musical skills. "A man can’t live without a little music in his soul."

Bill Williamson: Cabela’s

Bill would appreciate a store catering to hunters and outdoorsmen, with guns, ammo, and camouflage galore. It’s rough, rugged, and right up his alley. "Now this is what I’m talkin’ about—real man’s stuff."

Micah Bell: Harley-Davidson Store

Micah would love the rebellious, tough image associated with Harley-Davidson. He’d likely browse leather jackets, biker boots, and maybe even dream about owning a loud motorcycle. "A man’s gotta have his freedom on the open road."

Sean MacGuire: Party City

Sean would gravitate toward a store filled with chaos, color, and fun. He’d be drawn to prank supplies, costumes, and anything he could use to stir up some good-natured trouble. "Why shop if you’re not havin’ a bit o’ fun with it?"

Kieran Duffy: Petco

Kieran would love shopping at a pet store, where he could browse for horse gear, small animal supplies, and maybe even daydream about getting a pet of his own. "I-I just think animals are… uh, nice company, is all."

Karen Jones: Sephora

Karen would love the glamor and indulgence of Sephora. She’d have fun trying out bold lipsticks, smoky eyeshadows, and perfumes that make a statement. "Gotta keep ‘em guessing—one look ain’t enough for me."

Sadie Adler: Carhartt

Sadie would appreciate rugged workwear that’s functional, durable, and stylish in a no-nonsense way. She’d beeline for sturdy boots and jackets that could handle any adventure. "I need somethin’ that works as hard as I do."

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Here’s what I imagine each member of the gang’s favorite movie would be PT 2.

Sadie Adler: Kill Bill

Sadie would love this revenge-driven, action-packed story about a woman reclaiming her power and carving her own path. It’s raw, intense, and unapologetic—just like her. "Sometimes, you just gotta take what’s yours, no matter what stands in your way."

Abigail Roberts: Little Women

Abigail would enjoy this heartfelt story about family, love, and resilience. She’d appreciate its strong, loving female characters and the themes of sacrifice and loyalty. "Reminds me of what really matters—family."

Molly O’Shea: Pride and Prejudice

Molly would enjoy this romantic period drama filled with grand gestures, misunderstandings, and longing. The elegance and drama of it all would appeal to her romantic side. "Sometimes, a woman just wants to be adored properly, you know?"

Susan Grimshaw: The Devil Wears Prada

Susan would appreciate this film’s strong female lead who takes charge and doesn’t let anyone undermine her authority. It’s a sharp, commanding story she’d resonate with. "Sometimes, a woman’s gotta make tough choices to keep things in order."

Lenny Summers: Dead Poets Society

Lenny would love this inspiring story about living life to the fullest and thinking for yourself. Its themes of passion and individuality would deeply resonate with his thoughtful nature. "Seize the day—ain’t that the truth?"

Josiah Trelawny: The Prestige

Trelawny would adore this film about deception, mystery, and showmanship. The intricate twists and theatrical flair would perfectly align with his love of spectacle. "Ah, it’s all about keeping the audience guessing, my dear!"

Uncle: The Big Lebowski

Uncle would love this laid-back, absurd comedy about a man who just wants to live his life but keeps getting pulled into chaos. Its humor and relaxed vibe would speak to him. "Now that’s a man I can relate to—just let me enjoy my damn drink!"

Mary-Beth Gaskill: Amélie

Mary-Beth would adore this whimsical, romantic story about a young woman helping others and finding her own happiness along the way. Its dreamy and heartwarming tone would suit her perfectly. "It’s just so lovely and sweet, don’t you think?"

Tilly Jackson: Hidden Figures

Tilly would love this inspiring story about strong, intelligent women overcoming adversity and achieving greatness. Its empowering message would resonate with her drive and strength. "Now that’s what I call real inspiration."

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Here’s what I imagine each member of the gang’s favorite movie would be PT 1.

Arthur Morgan: Unforgiven

Arthur would love this gritty, introspective Western. It explores themes of redemption, morality, and the weight of past actions, resonating deeply with his own struggles. "Guess it just hits close to home, you know?"

Dutch van der Linde: The Godfather

Dutch would appreciate this grand tale of loyalty, ambition, and power. The way the Corleone family maneuvers their way through life mirrors Dutch’s own vision of leadership and family. "A man’s vision is everything, and you protect your family at all costs."

John Marston: True Grit

John would enjoy this classic Western about determination, grit, and revenge. The parallels between the protagonist’s struggles and his own story would make it a favorite. "Sometimes, you just gotta finish what you started."

Charles Smith: Dances with Wolves

Charles would connect deeply with the themes of respect for nature, culture, and finding a place in a world that feels foreign. The film’s quiet beauty and message of harmony would resonate with him. "This movie shows how things should be—not how they are."

Javier Escuella: Desperado

Javier would be drawn to this action-packed tale of revenge and passion, with a charismatic lead who plays guitar and shoots his way through danger. It’s as fiery and dramatic as he is. "Now this is a story worth telling!"

Bill Williamson: Rambo: First Blood

Bill would admire this action-packed story of survival and strength, relating to the lead character’s sense of being underestimated and the raw power needed to fight back. "Sometimes, the only way to survive is to show ‘em you ain’t weak."

Micah Bell: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Micah would be drawn to this iconic Western full of cunning, betrayal, and chaos. He’d probably think of himself as “the Bad” and revel in the unpredictability of it all. "Now that’s how you play the game, huh?"

Sean MacGuire: Snatch

Sean would love this chaotic, comedic crime film full of colorful characters and ridiculous schemes. Its energy and wit perfectly align with his rowdy personality. "That’s a bit o’ me, right there! Fun, wild, and just clever enough to keep you guessin’."

Kieran Duffy: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Kieran would enjoy this story about a shy, unassuming man who finds adventure and confidence within himself. It’s uplifting and mirrors his own desire to be seen as more than what others think. "I... uh, I just like how it makes you feel, you know?"

Karen Jones: Ocean’s Eleven

Karen would love this slick heist movie with a charismatic crew pulling off an elaborate scheme. The sharp dialogue and clever tricks would appeal to her love of mischief. "Now that’s how you do a proper job—clean, stylish, and a little bit of fun."

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Here’s what type of dessert each member of the Van der Linde gang would be PT 2

Karen Jones: Rum Cake

Karen is bold, vibrant, and packs a punch—just like rum cake. She’s got a fun and intoxicating energy that you can’t resist, even if it leaves you a little dizzy by the end. “Now this? This’ll make you feel alive.”

Sadie Adler: Spicy Chocolate Truffles

Sadie is intense, rich, and a little fiery. Spicy chocolate truffles are the perfect balance of sweetness and heat, reflecting her strength, passion, and a sharp edge that keeps you on your toes. “You better like a bit of fire in your dessert—or else.”

Abigail Roberts: Blueberry Muffin

Abigail is comforting, warm, and grounded. A blueberry muffin is reliable and nurturing, much like her role in the gang. It’s sweet but practical—a dessert you can count on every time. “Sometimes, the simple things are all you need.”

Molly O’Shea: Lemon Tart

Molly is elegant, sharp, and has a touch of bitterness that makes her intriguing. A lemon tart is refined and beautiful but has a tangy edge that reflects her frustrations and depth. “Bittersweet, just like love.”

Susan Grimshaw: Fruitcake

Susan is traditional, sturdy, and commanding. Fruitcake gets a bad reputation, but like Susan, it’s resilient and filled with unexpected bursts of sweetness if you take the time to appreciate it. “Don’t underestimate me—I’ll outlast you all.”

Lenny Summers: Banana Foster

Lenny is fun, vibrant, and full of flair. Banana Foster is a lively dessert with a little drama in its preparation (flambé!) and a whole lot of sweetness underneath, just like Lenny’s warm personality. “Life’s short—enjoy it while it’s hot.”

Josiah Trelawny: Crème Brûlée

Trelawny is smooth, polished, and a little flashy. Crème brûlée, with its elegant presentation and satisfying crack of caramelized sugar, mirrors his charm and sophistication. “Ah, only the finest for you, my dear.”

Uncle: Bread Pudding

Uncle is simple, comforting, and maybe a little stodgy, but still satisfying when you’re in the right mood. Bread pudding, with its hearty texture and touch of sweetness, fits his “old reliable” personality. “Nothing wrong with the classics, kid.”

Mary-Beth Gaskill: Eclairs

Mary-Beth is delicate, sweet, and romantic. Eclairs, with their soft pastry, creamy filling, and lovely presentation, perfectly capture her gentle and dreamy personality. “Sometimes, a little sweetness is all you need.”

Tilly Jackson: Red Velvet Cake

Tilly is rich, bold, and unapologetically herself. Red velvet cake is elegant and eye-catching, with a velvety texture and vibrant color that demand attention—just like Tilly’s strong presence and grace. “You deserve something as bold and beautiful as you are.”

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Here’s what type of dessert each member of the Van der Linde gang would be

Arthur Morgan: Apple Pie

Arthur is classic, comforting, and deeply layered. Like an apple pie, he has a warm and familiar exterior, but his true depth comes from the rich, complex mix of sweetness and spice beneath the surface. He’s someone you’d always come back to when you need a bit of solace. “Simple, but real. That’s me.”

Dutch van der Linde: Tiramisu

Dutch is indulgent, sophisticated, and layered with complexity. Tiramisu’s luxurious flavor and the delicate balance of coffee, cream, and cocoa reflect his charisma and the elaborate way he carries himself. But like Dutch, tiramisu can be a bit overwhelming if you have too much of it. “Elegance and richness—that’s what makes life worth savoring.”

John Marston: Chocolate Chip Cookie

John is reliable, classic, and universally loved. Like a warm chocolate chip cookie, he’s simple and unassuming on the outside, but full of comfort and nostalgia. He’s the kind of dessert that reminds you of the good in the world, even during the rough times. “Nothing fancy—just good ol’ me.”

Charles Smith: Flourless Chocolate Cake

Charles is understated but undeniably rich and powerful. A flourless chocolate cake is simple in presentation, but every bite packs a depth of flavor and richness that’s unforgettable. It’s a dessert that embodies quiet strength and elegance, just like Charles. “Sometimes, less is more.”

Javier Escuella: Tres Leches Cake

Javier is passionate, sweet, and full of flavor. Tres leches cake, with its rich, creamy texture and vibrant origins, reflects his romantic and fiery personality. He’s the dessert that makes you feel alive with every bite. “Life should be rich, sweet, and unforgettable—just like this.”

Bill Williamson: Peanut Butter Fudge

Bill is bold, heavy, and sometimes a bit much. Peanut butter fudge is dense, rich, and unapologetic, much like Bill himself. It’s the dessert that doesn’t pretend to be anything fancy—it’s just satisfying and gets the job done. “Simple, strong, and straight to the point—that’s me.”

Micah Bell: Molten Lava Cake

Micah is all about intensity and drama, and molten lava cake fits him perfectly. It looks appealing on the outside, but once you dig in, it’s explosive, dark, and full of heat. He’s the kind of dessert you enjoy cautiously, knowing there’s danger lurking inside. “Sweet? Sure. But I’ve got a bit of fire in me too.”

Sean MacGuire: Sticky Toffee Pudding

Sean is warm, sweet, and delightfully messy. Sticky toffee pudding is rich and indulgent, with a playful stickiness that matches Sean’s chaotic charm. It’s a dessert that brings joy and leaves you with a smile (and maybe a bit of a sugar rush). “Life’s too short not to be sticky and sweet!”

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Fun take on how each member of the Van der Linde gang might ask you on a date.

Arthur Morgan- He’d be straightforward and a little shy. He might catch you while you’re tending to camp chores and say, “Look, I ain’t too good at this kinda thing, but I was wonderin’ if maybe you’d wanna take a ride with me sometime. Nothin’ fancy, just… us.”

Dutch van der Linde- Dutch would make it grandiose, naturally. He’d gesture dramatically and grin. “My dear, life is fleeting, and moments like this are rare. Allow me to take you somewhere special, where we can toast to our freedom and dreams. What do you say?”

John Marston- John would be awkward but sincere. He might kick at the dirt while avoiding eye contact. “Uh, so… I was thinkin’… maybe we could, I dunno, go fishin’ together or somethin’. Just you and me? Only if you want to, though.”

Sadie Adler- Sadie would be bold and teasing. She’d smirk and challenge you. “You brave enough to take me out? I promise I don’t bite… much.”

Charles Smith- Charles would be gentle and thoughtful. He’d take a moment to ensure you’re comfortable. “I was thinking about heading out to that quiet spot by the river. Thought you might like to come along. No pressure, though.”

Javier Escuella- Javier would be poetic and romantic, probably with a guitar in hand. “Mi corazón, the moonlight will never shine as bright as your eyes. Allow me to serenade you over a bottle of wine, sí?”

Kieran Duffy- Kieran would be a bit nervous but sweet, trying to muster the courage to ask you. He’d probably try to act cool but be a little shy. “Uh, hey there… I was thinkin’, maybe we could head into town together? Just the two of us. It could be fun, y’know. What do you think?”

Sean MacGuire- Sean would be over-the-top playful, with a mischievous grin. “Darlin’, how about you let ol’ Sean sweep you off your feet? We’ll drink, dance, and maybe get into a wee bit of trouble, eh?”

Micah Bell- Micah would be cocky and probably insufferable about it. “Hey, sweetheart, how about you and me head into town? I’ll show you a good time—better than anyone else in this sorry camp.”