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i have invented a machine that turns people into eggs automatically, thereby rendering yoshies obsolete—an innovation only made possible by the free market

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this is not the website to get good opinions on drag

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sometimes u are rly rly rly sad and then u dance in ur underwear to a song u used to love when you were fourteen and like. ok yeah hope will find me again. and u too

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Is transitioning from male to female to become a butch lesbian a reasonable option?

it is beyond reasonable, it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth

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hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

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i feel bad for the ppl who run horny fantasizing text post pornblogs i feel like theyre setting themselves up for so much disappointment if they ever actually have sex

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I could be either oldest or third oldest depending on how you slice things, so I know this isn't always cut and dry. But what position are you and do you think it effects how you interact with people in general?

And, while you are here, please share and donate for Mahmoud and his family. He's been trying to raise money since August and still hasn't reached $10,000, dispite being on here night and day trying to get help for his family.

Vet (#190)

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the only people in heaven are t4t besties who go “dam I wish *I* was trans masc, let’s skip into a meadow” or “dam I wish *I* was trans fem, let’s skip into a meadow”

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If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

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more like mob seiko 100 :) because he’s fantastic

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Q: Have Oolong and Roshi explored each other’s bodies?

A: Yes

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RIP to Akira Toriyama but it’s truly wild DBSSH decided to reveal Beerus ✅ likes women

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I’ve been hearing so much about old man yaoi, but where’s the old dyke yuri?? We need a revolution and soon.

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old man yuri

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver