danny holloway. if i don’t get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day, i will actually combust. gh: spindoctorsphd
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i need a new show to watch, give me recs pls and thank you x
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pro tip: don't keep your face wash next to your tooth paste 💀
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happy earth day 🌎 when i was younger i thought earth day was like, the earth's birthday. sadly it's Not
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i hate when you're humming to yourself and are like oh that sounds Pretty, maybe i should actually sing a little and then you do and it's like ah. nevermind.
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Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
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people are blazing photos of their butts. what a thing to wake up to
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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground
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just finished reading daisy jones and the six and i need to know. is the show going to make my week or is it going to break my heart
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the weather here has the chance to do the funniest thing ever today if it just. goes up by 3 degrees
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hello babes!! i'm danny holloway. barista by day, bartender by night. lemme tell ya, i'm just really good at handing people cups. i have a habit of wearing mismatched socks and talking to strangers like we've been friends for years, so chat me up @ spindoctorsphd and we can dive right into that one cartoon character you had a crush on
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how has science not yet developed a coffee that doesn't burn your tongue.. seems kinda sketchy if you ask me
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