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u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down
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Marlboro Madness: Reblogged by popular demand (meaning one person asked)
Cigarettes: Heyyyy girl what’s up, it’s your trusty pack of Marlboro lights…Been a long time. I miss you. If you’re not doing anything later maybe we could hang out
Me: Uhh. Hey. I want to, but…
Cigarettes: Oh. Hmmph. I guess you’ve got better things to do.
Me: No seriously I really want to. I think about you all the time. But I’ve changed a lot since we were together and it’s just not going to work out between us.
Cigarettes: That’s not what you said when you hooked up with me a few months ago.
Me: I was drinking. It was a mistake. Besides, you were there with my friend. It’s not like I came looking for you. Plus I totally pushed you away after a couple minutes anyway
Cigarettes: But we were so good together!
Me: I’ll always have a special place in my heart for you. You got me through the roughest times of my life and we had so much fun together. But it’s time for me to move on.
Cigarettes: :’(
Me: Dude you killed my uncle and my parents really hate you.
Cigarettes: Well I’m still going to send you mail periodically just so you know I’m here if you need me.
Me: I’ve asked you to stop that.
Cigarettes: I know you still want me. I can see it in your eyes
Me: OMFG we are not getting back together
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"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
— Neil Gaiman (via realizes)
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Do something today that your future self will thank you for.
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yo momma so fat she wears whatever she wants and she looks really awesome and I can tell she’s really happy with her body so nobody should say a damn thing because she’s got confidence and she is ROCKING it you go momma continue being fierce
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"In order to have a good time you have to work hard in order to be successful, and being kind to people should be a given. If everyone was a little bit nicer to people, the world would be a much better place. You have a choice where you can either be all right to someone or you can be a little bit nicer, and that can make someone’s day."
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why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
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people’s whose first language isnt english but speak it anyway are so great even if youre still getting the hang of it you’re doing great buddy english is hard it’s my first language and i’m still bad at it i believe in u pal
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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
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I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
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Sometimes you have to give up on people - not because you don’t care, but because they don’t care.
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