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tbh I DO think that Dan expected people to just run with what he said in Basically I'm Gay as "phan is real!!!!!" proof, and ever since people instead reacted like "well we can't be SURE-sure", dan and phil have been playing a game of seeing how far they can get schrodinger's hard-launching
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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
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Ships
Week Ending January 6th, 2025
Jayvik Jayce & Viktor, Arcane
Gelphie Glinda & Elphaba, Wicked
Stobotnik Agent Stone & Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonadow Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog
Timebomb Jinx & Ekko, Arcane
Caitvi Caitlyn Kiramman & Vi, Arcane
Destiel Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural
457 Seong Gi-hun & Hwang In-ho, Squid Game
Byler Will Byers & Mike Wheeler, Stranger Things
Phan Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers
Megop Megatron & Optimus Prime, Transformers
Hannigram Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal
Odypen Odysseus & Penelope, EPIC: The Musical
Superbat Superman & Batman, the DC Universe
Billford Bill Cipher & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls
Stolitz Stolas & Blitzo, Helluva Boss
Zaundads Zander & Silco, Arcane
Buddie Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1
Ineffable Husbands Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens
Jegulus James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe
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friendly reminder to the terfs I sometimes see in my notes! why are you here! get the fuck out of the phandom!
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You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.
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I'd be a fool not to - Jake Peralta to everyone, probably (insp.)
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
#tried the shoe trick too#doesn't work#i guess i'm not strong enough so nothing happened and my neighbours probably hated me#my trick for corked wine bottles without a corkscrew is pushing the cork into the bottle with a wooden spoon#or something with a similar handle#you just have to finish the wine the same night otherwise it tastes too much like cork#and pouring might be a bit more tricky#source: i lived in a dorm without a corkscrew for four years and always forgot about that fact when i picked out wine in the shop
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester
Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester
Additional Tags: 2012 Era (Phandom), Fluff, Oneshot, Insecurity, Comfort no Hurt
Summary:
It’s hard to relax when you’re constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop. But Dan’s slowly realizing that Phil’s not even wearing shoes, and oh god, his socks are all over the floor. Again. Damn-it.
(Or, Dan’s insecure and wishes he was brave enough to love Phil publicly.)
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i have finally written (and actually finished) something !! i’ve had so much fun writing this
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I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.
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Rest in Peace The Vivienne (1992–2025)
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me, deleting a post: thankfully İ never said that
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hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx
I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.
Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.
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A Mongolian first-grader with a Mickey Mouse backpack walks home from school, against the backdrop of the Altai mountains. Photo by Andrew Cullen.
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#not where i live now#but there were in my uni town and i would find it so funny that they were taking pictures on my way to the grocery store#like yes it's beautiful there but i walked there every other day yk
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