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Normie interviewers will be like SO are you two fucking as if Dan and Phil would hard launch after 15 years in a random ass interview and we all go ugh invasive questions about their personal lives can ya cool it 🙄 but then Phannies come on the scene asking insane coded questions and making references to their 15 years of work so that they can throw us answers that require a degree in phannieism to decode and we all go yeah that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking rats (affectionate) and it's honestly so beautiful. We are out here playing 4d chess with their relationship status and I'm not sure who's winning.
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“but we’re indoor cats, you know what I mean?” 🐈⬛🐈🌈☀️
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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time
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*FORMAL training/certification, whatever that may look like for you
**includes pre-med
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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Construction on the Atomium in Brussels, captured by Dolf Kruger in 1957
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All im saying is i can't be trusted to concoct a dan and phil interview. If it was me I'd act like I didn't know them at all and I'd ask them shit like "So have you thought about expanding the dan and phil brand to add other live-in coworkers to the channel? :)" I'd "accidentally" print their names as Dan and Phil Lester. I'd put the 2009 tackle hug as one of the pictures in the article. If I snap a pic of them for the interview I'd put text over their left hands. I'd name the article Dan and Phil are More Than Friends with the subheading "they're partners in a brand 15 years in the making with sold-out shows around the globe"
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so like that’s approximately where dan bites during wrestling every night right
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reverse fake dating: very in love couple has to pretend theyre not actually together
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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1
#how did they gain another 4 percent since I last saw this poll#i mean i know how#but ugh#vote phan!!
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Dan just called Phil ‘everyone’s favourite angel bean’
2016 is truly the year of them not giving a fuck and I’m living for it
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even if for some reason dan wasn't philslion I think we could convince him he was if he read the philslion doc
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what dan and phil text each other is going to be crazy this year i can feel it
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