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me: "oh no, there is a dangerous alien on the other side of this doorway, and the only way through is this small opening!"

the noble samus aran:

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i asked my sister to get some pics of our cats since im at university and im going insane over what she sent

the sinister sniler and the slovenly sitter

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Scrolling through the most beauaitiful subreddit that exists yet again

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so i went to buy shoes

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I tried to check doordash for some South Carolina style shrimp and it suggested I just go to lowes and buy some wood

Mean!

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

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hey man me and the guys are going to go down to the whole foods after work. yeah the whole foods. like the bar in the whole foods. the grocery store

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my parents are hanging out on a tropical island while I’m getting shat on by seagulls

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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

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lmao