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 ’ The Lego Movie ’ Sentence Starters

"You don’t have to be the bad guy."

"You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe."

"Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!"

" I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey."

"If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it."

"Look, um… I watch a lot of cop shows on TV… isn’t there supposed to be a-… Isn’t there supposed to be a good cop?"

"I’m your friendly neighborhood police officer!"

"We’re about to crash into the sun."

"Yeah, but it’s gonna look really cool."

"Do you know what kind of sunburn I’m going to get?"

"I’m covered in latex."

"I super hate you."

"All this is true because it rhymes."

"What if there’s such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch?"

"That’s literally the dumbest thing I ever heard."

"I’m here to see… your butt!"

"Is that a last name Butt, first name Your…?"

"… Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff…"

"I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening."

"Come with me if you want to not die."

"That’s a suggestion. They have to put that on there."

"Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones."

"I know that sounds like a cat poster but it’s true."

"But how could I just decide to believe that I’m special when I’m not?"

"The prophecy… I made it up."

"I liked _____ before it was cool."

"Business, business, business. Numbers."

"Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?"

"Marry a marshmallow."

"What’re you losers talking about?"

"You need to be more friendly!"

"Does he have super gross hands that look like they’re made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid?"

"Oh, we got a hugger."

"Why are my pants cold and wet?"

"Did you just call me old?"

"All you have to do is believe that you are special, then you are special."

"Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?"

"I feel something inside it’s like… the opposite of happiness!"

"I must stay positive. Bubblegums! Butterflies? Cotton Candy…?"

"The walls are crying!"

"First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate’s face."

"Here’s how we do it pirate style!"

“Po-lice to meet you.”

"We’ll wing it… That’s a bat pun."

"It turns out that hairy one’s a dude."

"You are so disappointing on so many levels."

"What a bunch of hippie, dippie baloney!"

"It makes me just wanna pick up whoever’s standing closest to me and just throw them out this window."

"No…more…Mr. Nice Guy!"

"It is indeed super sweet."

"Hey, not so special anymore, huh?"

"Unfortunately I’m gonna have to leave you here to die."

"So I guess running around and screaming is normal."

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"I'm not strange... I'm the Flash."

"Uh yeah. So are you, strange masked man."

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“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

"Can my name be Pepe?"

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“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

"If you want to keep thisdress our little secret, Iwon’t complain, I think it’sperfect.”

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STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

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"You're kind of fast."

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No, that couldn't be right. He misheard her. Or she was messing with him. Yeah, that was it, she was screwing with him right now. "Kind of a dark sense of humor, you're developing, Felicity. You uh, you are joking, right?"

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       “a friend of mine recently gave me an idea for a new name,                   something tells me it's gonna catch on .”                                        r u n f a s t b a r r y

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"The thing about me leaving-"

"-Is I'm always back before too long."

         ❝ what a s h a m e! so, i guess, mr. flash, this is             where you leave? can’t say i won’t miss y o u. ❞

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"As much as I'd like that, I don't know if that's the best idea. The whole vigilante                    thing makes it a bit, difficult."

         ❝ yeah — no kidding. or at least, a nicer place for our             NEXT meet up. i’m ( thinking ) a g o o d restaurant? ❞

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#the real favorite is all five (insp)

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"Oh c'mon, I broke the sound barrier. Don't you think I could probably go faster?"

Barry was teasing at this point, he was just trying to keep Caitlin smiling. Sometimes it was so long between her cheerful expressions he thought maybe she was stuck frowning. The metahuman gave his own toothy grin a shot as he continued, "Well, if I can't race him, maybe we could go get lunch? It'll take just as long and at least there's cake at the end?"

          caitlin took her attention from the tablet in front           of her, instead of analyzing data & researching,           she opted to listen, enjoy his company — offer           a smile like his. barry’s mood was ( infectious! )           she gave a shake of her head, writing off his idea.

                   ❝ i don’t think so. not yet! you’re a little RECKLESS.                                                     maybe once you’re a bit wiser…? ❞

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Danielle Panabaker for Complex.

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Barry zipped from where he stood in the doorway, making his way to the desk and smiling as he spun around on a lab chair. He found himself getting closer to Caitlin than Cisco or Doctor Wells. He chuckled a bit before speaking up again.

"Think I'm ready to join the big leagues? Cause there's this guy in Metropolis, and I think he might be faster than me, but I'm getting faster every day."

          caitlin looked up from her desk with a careful smile

          on her face ( SMILE — something that seemed           foreign to the redhead as of late ), and she gave a           l i g h t laugh with a nod of the head. barry offered a           certain spontaneity to her otherwise monotonous           life, where she found herself hard pressed &            struggling to move on after — ronnie. was it time           to yet? has she grieved for too long or not for           long enough? a dilemma she always found herself            asking. she missed him so much.

                         ❝ of course you can…& barry, you did great today. ❞