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Working on some new stuff for an autumn release and one of them is a print!  An art print of my pinkumon bulbasaur, ivysaur, venusaur! I’m hoping to do one for each set of the starters :3

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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

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everyone talks about this ash!james disguise,

but never the cuntier one from OS

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I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies

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chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

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I went to a French school from kindergarten till my leap year in highschool.

I was pretty good at math.

But for Christ sake why is it so hard to count in between 80 to 99.

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Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships. 

Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the other. 

Like I can ship, for example, Sam/Frodo, and also Sam/Rosie, both AT THE SAME TIME. I don’t have to pick ONE couple and denounce all others, and tell everyone else that their ships are WRONG and BAD and mine is the only TRUE AND CORRECT ship. 

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He dances.

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I'M JUST KEN (AND I'M ENOUGH) AND I'M GREAT AT DOING ~STUFF~

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Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

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Ok so for episode 5 I am mad and disappointed, it’s suffering from death by one thousand cuts so let’s detail some of it

Ok so first we have Godo over for dinner, and their car ride over cut out most of the exposition about the current state of grotesqueries and gifted families- which I guess can be added later but they also left out Kiyoka thinking this

Yay he’s celebrating Miyo’s growth! And they’re also aware that they’re still being tailed because they are competent soldiers so being spied on at their home by the familiars should not have happened! And then there’s Godo’s joke proposal to Miyo that got such a rise out of Kiyoka because he was thinking this:

See how relived he is? Yeah Miyo likes you specifically and not just because she has a safe home now

And then we have Miyo’s nightmare- maybe the anime will still show it next week but I don’t have high hopes after the way it was presented. When Kiyoka wakes up she hasn’t forgotten her nightmare and instead of just brushing it off she starts sobbing and when Kiyoka asks her to share it she actually does:

This is where Miyo really got specific sharing about her abuse with Kiyoka, as he realizes her nightmare scenarios were things that actually happened to her! She’s still opening up, and it’s such a great display of her trust in him by being more vulnerable! There’s so much that happens over the course of this scene and it’s just absent. It’s worth reading the manga just to get this scene properly instead of that randomly inserted scene with Yurie switching Miyo’s purse that did not need to be included 🙃

And finally there’s one more detail to make us hate old man Tatsuishi- we know from the books there was one (1) instance where Koji tried to help Miyo during her time with the Saimoris by asking his father to step in, only to be told it wasn’t their business. Later he says this:

Man, we didn’t even get Kiyoka’s sassy quip at Godo when he makes a big deal about getting Miyo’s home cooked meals when he lives at home with his parents and gets home cooked meals every night anyway. Or other plot relevant info like who Kiyoka suspects is causing Miyo’s nightmares. It’s all just gone 🥲 gonna have more to rant about next week I already know

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My Happy Marriage 01.05 - Ripples

They love their gifts and nothing bad happened!!!

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Okay but hear me out;

I want bottom surgery, not to have a dick but to have my uterus ablated/removed/put out of commission.

saw a post a while back like "cis girls and boys should be able to get bottom surgery if they want it" so now im curious. in a perfect world, would you want bottom surgery

if u reblog i kiss u mwah