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Another set of brothers for you, my liege

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The fact that the Young Justice team went from this:

To this:

Literally dying inside every time i think about it

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Autistic brain really is like, "you have to overexplain so there is absolutely zero chance for misinterpretation"

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read Batman 441 ('89) and. trying to make tim look more like a 13 y/o.

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Have you tried killing him yet???

It’s a running joke in all my dc x dp fics that either Danny or Ellie always suggest that conner should try killing clark to break the ice between them, but it would be hilarious if it actually worked.

So phantom is in the Justice league but they have no idea Spectre/ellie is his clone. It just never really came up so they think she’s actually his cousin.

So Ellie pops by mount Justice to mess with the protégés and is thrown off by superboy because she had no idea superman had a kid.

Things are a bit awkard until Robin introduces Ellie to Conner and explains that he’s actually Superman’s clone.

Ellie does not react the way any one would expect.

Something like:

“Nice! You should definitely bully him into helping you with a costume upgrade! The T-shirt and baggy pants are cool, but you could totally do better.” She said with a sharp grin.

Conner glared at the floating menace, “we aren’t exactly on speaking terms at the moment.” He spat out, ready to turn and leave when she spoke up again.

“Oh? Have you tried killing him yet? It does wonders breaking the tension!” She said, laying on her stomach in mid air like an annoying impression of the Cheshire Cat.

“What the hell!?!? I’m not some crazed lunatic! Why the hell would I try to kill superman!?!” Conner lashed out, held back by aqualad and m’gann

Ellie looked at him, confusion flashing across her face, “dude, you gotta try to kill him at least once, get it out of your system yknow?” She said, looking weirdly supportive. “Trust me, it does wonders establishing boundaries with your template.”

“And what the hell would you know about it??!!!” Conner yelled.

Ellie looked at him with a deadpan before turning to Robin, “wait, did you not tell him???”

“Tell him what?” Robin asked as he typed out a message to batman.

“That I’m a clone, duh!” They all froze, turning to Ellie like she just told them the world was flat but she just waved them off. “I mean, i get that it can be kinda awkward to bring up, but it feels like something you should have told him.”

She rolled her eyes. “Anyway, there’s a party in china I don’t wanna miss, so I’m gonna go,” she pointed at Conner “I’m serious though, you gotta try killing him, it really helps.”

Later after the team scrambles to get more info on Ellie and confirm she is in fact Phantoms clone…

Conner was only in Metropolis for 10 minutes before superman approached him.

“What are you doing here? You should be with the team.” He was ready to call batman to have him pick up superboy when Conner started rubbing the back of his neck and looked around nervously.

“I-uh-I’m here to try killing you.” He flinched at the glare Superman gave him. “Spectre said it was a good clone ice breaker, it I-uh, didn’t think it would be a good idea to try here so I was wondering if there was somewhere with less people around or-“

Conner just continues to ramble and Clark has to hold back a laugh at this awkward kid trying to work out the details of where and when he should try to kill him and Clark…

He finally realizes Conner is just a kid that’s just as confused and lost as he was with all this.

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Danny kills the Joker to prove a point.

Danny goes to Gotham City and provokes the Joker as himself, not Phantom. He puts down the man and turns himself in. When the trial comes, his defence is that, as someone who is ecto-contaminated, he is not sentient and can therefore not be prosecuted. He cites the Anti-Ecto Acts, which brings the Bats' attention to the laws. When the GIW try to take him into custody, the citizens of Gotham City riot against them, and refuse to let them go until the Acts are repealed.

Danny, jaded after rough years fighting the government and with his loved ones now all ghosts, only planned to have his human form prove a point and disappear into the Ghost Zone after going out with a bang. He didn't actually expect anyone to care.

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ninety-nine times means i love you, right?

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This is based off a text convo I had with my cousin lmao

Tim sending a photo of Jason to Steph where the lighting hitting Jason’s shirt makes his stomach look a bit round: why does jason look 5 months pregnant?

Steph: he’s carrying it for roy

Tim: #meninwomendominatedfields

Steph: yessss!

Tim: i didn’t expect jason mpreg on my 2025 bingo card

Steph: same i’m loving the plot twists so far

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Unhinged Janet may not be canon, but that is my favorite version of her to read. Common sense: none. Self-awareness: zero. Impeccable fashion: ofc

Poor Jack is chasing her down before she can blow up a building, and makes the fatal mistake of forgetting that their son has the same crazy as her.

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Bruce, adopting Dick: Aw-w, what a sweet little kid! Surely, he is so polite, and—

Dick, the instance he gets in the battle: You fucking disappointment of a person, and (string of curses on his mother language)

Bruce: Oh. Okay.

Bruce, adopting Jason: Well, Jason was well-mannered and soft-spoken so far, so, maybe—

Jason to the random goon: You motherfucking asshole, I am going to shove this boa to your—

Bruce: Right. Okay.

Bruce, making Stephanie his Robin: Maybe...

Stephanie, using the same street language Jason did, if not worse: I FUCKED YOUR MOM, YOU SON OF A—

Bruce: Whatever.

Bruce, eying suspiciously quiet Tim, who came to interrogate the goon for the first time as a Robin: ?

Tim, the minute door closed behind him: Listen to me, you pathetic excuse of a man, I am going to fuck you up, in an—

Bruce, sighing: Yeah. Honestly. Whatever.

Bruce, staring at angry Damian, who looks like he is about to explode, but keeps up as much as he can: Go on, chump. Say what you want.

Damian, staring at the floor with the deadliest stare ever: Not to sound unbecoming, but... Loser. -_-

Bruce, flabbergasted: ...Okay.

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Jason: Why is there a raccoon in the Batmobile?

Tim: His name is Steven and he's helping me commit tax fraud.

Jason: …I leave you alone for two hours.

Tim: Steven needed a getaway driver.

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Tim is typing furiously at his laptop when Damian walks in, holding a katana.

Damian: Drake, do you know what time it is?

Tim: not looking up Uh, noon?

Damian: Wrong. It’s time for you to perish.

Tim: still typing Can it wait until I finish this report for Bruce?

Damian: pauses …Very well. But know that your doom is imminent.

Five minutes later, Damian returns with snacks and silently places them next to Tim.

Tim: smirks Thanks for the snacks, future executioner.

Damian: huffs I refuse to let you die of starvation before I defeat you.

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Tim, after a YJ mission gone wrong: it's like my mother always says. If we're in trouble, we just need to find the right scape goat to get out of it.

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Duke: I have a stalker

Tim: It's okay.

Duke: How is that okay?

Tim: Don't worry, I've been stalking them for months.

Duke:....

Duke: You've been stalking my stalker?

Tim: Yup, and to be honest, they're nothing special. You can do better.

Duke:...

Duke: Jason, he's doing it again!

Jason: Oh for the love of--- he just got out of rehab!

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Stalker and obsessive Tim Drake.

That's it, that's the headcanon! Just Tim being himself, but up it to 100x higher! ^-^

Give me a slightly unhinged Tim that makes it his own personal mission to be the complete opposite of Bruce, (overprotective, overly paranoid, and slightly obsessive) but he becomes a slightly worse version of him anyways.

Give me a Tim Drake that, as soon as he meets someone who he likes, either platonically or romantically, becomes SO obsessive to the point it's actually borderline illegal.

A Tim Drake that unintentionally stalks everyone he cares about on a daily basis, knows every single thing about them, takes candid photos, and keeps folders upon folders filled with their personal information.

He keeps boxes filled to the brim about information on EVERYTHING of the people he knows and cares about, it's piled in rooms that aren't used in Drake Manor. First he finds their common information, like name, age, contact number, home address, and more. They're extremely easy to find, and practically childs play!

But the more... Private ones, are harder to find. He doesn't wanna just ask for it, no, that'd be 'creepy'! So he obviously does the most normal thing and just finds it without the other party knowing! He would never put a tracker on someone unwillingly, no, that's what Bruce would do, and he was different from Bruce!

He's (worse) better than that. He'd never try to track his loved ones! ...Via a tracker, obviously. He'd use much more ethical and less invasive means! Like hacking into every countries security system just so he has access to every single cctv. Completely normal!

This level of obsessiveness is for his casual friends, but for the people he loves down to the bone? The people that literally consume every part of his heart? Oh it becomes much worse. His family, the YJ, Bernard, and others? They are literally seeped into his veins, running through his blood, and carved willingly into his heart and bones.

Tim finds himself unintentionally taking photos of them when they aren't even looking or when they don't even know he's there. He finds himself just staring at them without blinking so he could memorize every single feature about them. He finds himself itching to just be near them, he gets the burning need to do nothing but stare and just feel their presence.

Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne wants nothing more than to just merge his very being, his soul, with the people he loves most.

I might have gone overboard on this but I just love unhinged Tim Drake, who could blame me? >w<

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Nightwing: What do you think Red Robin will do for a distraction?

Red Hood: He'll probably, make a noise or throw a rock. He doesn't seem like the type to be the wild card. The kid's too cowardly at—

A nearby dilapidated structure exploded, launching debris that thankfully didn't hit Red Hood or Nightwing. The men almost fell back with the effects of the blast.

The explosion triggered multiple car alarms and in the smokey flames emerged a man running with a wild grin.

Nightwing: Or he could do that... That's really something I'd expect from you Red Hood.

Red Robin, with the safe in his hands, sprinted past his siblings, his eyes wide with excitement as he ran through the blast.

Red Hood (dejected): It's really something I wanted to do, Nightwing.

Red Hood held his head down, his shoulder slumped as he lamented a missed chance to use explosives. Red Robin shouted for them to hurry up.

Nightwing: I went through the same thing with you. It's okay.

Red Hood (walking off with Nightwing): He ran through the explosion and everything. That was on my second bucket list. Life can be so unfair.

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"The blood son" I read @callmeizukunotdeku drabble and I knew that I should DEFFF draw it, I love angst and I love Tim Drake, so, yeah

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