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my entire life is an example of idiot plot
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me: *walking*
my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun
me: okay sir yes sir聽
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Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
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she does not go outside often but today she decided to cause a bit of controversy
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sometimes I get so jealous of other people鈥檚 social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
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How to make fake deadlines feel like real deadlines because my brain doesn鈥檛 feel the urgency when it knows i鈥檓 lying to it
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Magical encounter while free falling.
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Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.
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Forget single and ready to mingle, I鈥檓 bi and ready to die
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