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London are you ready to worship our mighty overlord? Share with me your preparations! Are you resplendent in jewels? Are you ready to decimate the scum who follow the fools and ghouls?

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The Dragon has decreed I summon the faithful to Rumpus, London on April 6th. Prepare to be tested! 

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The Dragon Knights must be worthy! With what challenges would you test them?

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The heathens do not believe but I know you are faithful! Where did you last see the mighty dragon? Send me your photographs!

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Praise the gold! Pledge your allegiance with reposts. Glory may still be yours!

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Where in London did you last see fire breathed in the darkness? Name me the place!

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Name the jewel you will pledge to the Dragon! Sinners! Prove you are worthy! 

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Tell me with what hashtags shall the dragon shall be praised? The faithful will be rewarded! 

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Prove your loyalty to the Dragon Hoard! Tell me the name of your most precious jewel or send me your photograph. Only those with true love of treasure can ascend!

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My true saviour the Dragon awakened and I was consumed. Believe! For the hoard took me and glory was mine! Join me. The hoard awaits.