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I Am Full of Cowboy Spaghetti, and Cannot Dance
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​they added this to your pinterest board, man
are these Actual Signs™ and i'm too stupid to Take A Hint© or is everyone Too Confident In Me℠ and she's Just Being Friendly®
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fuckkkk is right
fuckkkk
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proud father
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Not to be gay or anything but hholy shit. jesus fuckign christ
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what’s this “booping” thing
i’m confused but it looks like a lot of fun
a useless feature in which you press a button and it boops someone
very fun i love it. get smacked idiot
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every time i think about them i feel like i need the memory gun
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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃👻
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i actually think it's quite beautiful when people have flyaway hairs and crumbs on their face and hair dusting their upper lip and slightly uneven eyes and a loud laugh and a crooked smile and mismatched clothes and chipped nail polish and coffee stained teeth and stains on their shirts it's all very endearing and it makes me respect their will to exist and take up space
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i have just been informed that i fit the slang definition of “babygirl.” not sure how to feel about it.
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I would like another
45 mandarinas 🙏
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No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website
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