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Me: "Give your author a hug!"

Vul: "Oh, yeah–" *kinda pats me on the back*

Me: "I spent 2 years developing you. I gave you your wives, children, and a loving mother, and this is what I get?"

Vul: "I just–"

Me: "Give your creator a hug."

Vul: *hugs*

Me : :D

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*through text*

Audrey: "Dinner's ready"

Erin: "Bone apple teeth"

Tiny: *sends picture*

Audrey: "Plz stop using mom's mugshot as a reaction pic, you gremlin"

Tiny: "🖕"

Tiny: *sends picture*

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Heta: "You backpackfingershit! Did I say that right?"

Vul: "Backpfeifengesicht, love."

Heta: "Bagpipefeyshitter! ...or whatever you said."

Vul: "Het, I love you, so godsdamn much, but please for the love of Scion, never say those words in that order ever again."

Heta: *shrugs*

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Mimikyu has infiltrated the pack

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Vul: "Ah shit. Did we go through all the candy that fast? Crap."

Heta: "Yeah. Its pretty much gone." *reaches for the last gumball*

Vul: "Whoa whoa whoa. What are you doing going for my gumball?"

Heta: "Excuse me? Last gumball's mine."

Vul: "Uhhh since when?"

Heta: "Since ever? That's the rule. I get the last gumball."

Vul: "Hah! That's not a rule."

Heta: "Always has been, always will be."

Vul: "Well now, it's first come first served." *reaches for the candy bag*

Heta: *blocks her hand*

Vul: "Huh you really want this."

Heta: "Duh." *reaches*

Vul: *slides the bag to the other end of the table*

Heta: *she lunges"

Vul: *follows*

Opal: *walking by* "Ooh! A gumball." *cutely picks it up*

Vul and Heta: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Opal: *sticks it in her mouth*

Vul: "The..." ;-;

Heta: "...last gumball..." ;-;

Opal: "Huh-?"

Vul: "That was the last one..."

Heta: ;-;

Opal: "You guys are adults..."

Vul: "Umm yes?"

Heta: "Point being?"

Opal: "Gumballs are super cheap."

Vul: "Yeah?"

Opal: "Go to the store and get two bags of gumballs. Each of you gets the last gumball of your own bag. You know what? If you go, could you grab me a bag too?"

Vul: "Oh..."

Heta: "Yeah..."

Vul: "My own bag..."

Heta: "Let's go do that." *getting up*

Vul: "Agreed." *grabs the keys*

*the two leave*

Opal: -_- "I guess I shouldn't be surprised."

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ok i’m done being crazy lol

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Vul: "You were fighting at school today?"

Myr: "Yeah..."

Vul: "Did you win?"

Myr: "No..."

Vul: "You don't know how to fight, eh?"

Myr: "Nah..."

Vul: "Well that's the problem! Imma teach you how to fight!"

Opal: "Vul!"

Vul: "What?"

Opal: "We shouldn't be encouraging this behavior!"

Vul: "Don't worry. I've got a plan."

Opal: "And that is?"

Vul: "Teach her how to fight, she hands the kid's ass to 'em, and the kid doesn't fight her anymore."

Opal: "No!"

Vul: "What?"

Opal: "What if the kid fights her again anyway?"

Vul: "Then they're stupid, and it's their problem."

Opal: "And if the kid knows how to fight?"

Vul: "Then, we fucked up. But, in that scenario, we'd train Myr better, and she'll kick the kid's ass, and the problem is solved."

Opal: "And if they keep fighting?"

Vul: "Than that kid's stupid. Myr'll kick their ass again. It's not our problem anymore."

Opal: "Vul!"

Vul: "I don't see the problem."

Opal: "Oh my gods. How have you not died yet?"

Vul: "Miracle of fate I s'pose."

Myr: "So am I getting punished or not."

Vul: "Yes."

Opal: "Oh?"

Vul: "But not for fighting. For losing."

Opal: "Oh."

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Happy Boop-oween!

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This is… This is Zane ninjago

That’s all I have to say

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Illithid Goblins.

I'm sorry.

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Vul: "Going to the kitchen. Anyone need anything?"

Myr: "Grab me a beer."

Vul: "'scuse me?"

Myr: "Sorry, please."

Vul: "You're fuckin 9."

Myr: "Yeah, so?"

Vul: "You're old enough to get it yourself."

Myr: "Seriously?"

Vul: "No. Sit your ass back down. I'm grabbing you dr p."

Myr: >:(

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Heta: "Not everyone's gonna think I'm cute and funny. That's fine. They're wrong though."

Vul: "Yeah, absolutely. You are correct. But that's not an answer to "Do you want Chili's?""

Heta: "Oh, sure!"

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What are the continents of temix and sekti like?

Temix was nearly a paradise. You see, it was right next to Scion island is named for the god Scion, who claimed it. Now, because of a god claiming an island as her home, and that god being the God Monarch, nonetheless, made the island literally perfect. It radiated celestial energy. Aions, Ge, The Sea of Six, Angen(where most of our stories take place), and Ont got the most. That made these countries prime real-estate. Now, can anyone tell me what happens to prime real-estate? That's right! People. Want. It. Many countries came here, looking to harvest mana from the place. As a result, Temix is a melting pot of different cultures and much diversity.

Sekti is a broken content. You see, a total dictator shattered any government except their own. Theu were defeated, but at that point, so was each country. All their governments were basically collapsed. Zeva has been trying for a thousand years to restore each one's government to its rightful status, but it's like putting back together a shattered window. It's delicate, and the pieces are fragile. It's nearly impossible.

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Making some OCs for a like fighting team

They go around competing in tournaments

They consist of:

A pan humanoid griffin amputee(wing)

A large amputee(arm)

A transmask ninja

A bi/enby eldritch horror(and their stuffed bear)

A lesbian scrapper

A large ex-police dog

And the ex-police dog's pup

Now, their mascot is the ex-police dog, who they gave a horned headband

You have 3 days

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Hero 1: "You'll never get away with this!"

Villain: "Oh, on the contrary– AHH–!"

Hero 2: *kicks villain*

*hero 2 and villain start fighting*

Hero 1: "H– HEY!"

Hero 2 & Villain: "Yes?'

Hero 1: "(Hero 2), that's my villain!"

Hero 2: "Well, it didn't seem like you were using Jeff."

Hero 1: "1, we were bantering! How was I not using him! 2, how do you know his secret identity?! Wait. Jeff, have you been fighting other heroes on me?!"

Villain: "It was only minor foiling! We aren't serious!"

Hero 2: "We're not SERIOUS?! I stopped you from destroying the world the other day! That's not serious?!"

Villain: "W– well–"

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Heta: "Het Vul, how would you wanna die? Just like, if you had to pick."

Vul: "By a gal riding bitchseat on a boom scooter. Why?"

Heta: *blinks* "I'm sorry?"

Vul: "Look up the Vespa 150 TAP."

Heta: *does* "Oh– OH–! Oh my gods–!"

Vul: "Yeah."