rubyneoalt
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I'M A GODDESS WITH A BLADE
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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yo ive moved to @cherrybmblbi full-time, as you could probably tell. this blog is no longer active!
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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literature…
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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IM BACK BABY
follow @cherrybmblby its gonna be my backup and mainly rwby account
also follow @actually-good-rwbyaus its my rwby AU/writing account
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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Only 16 but joining rp websites at like age 10 was Bad tm and it shouldn't be such a commonly shared experience to have trauma from the internet
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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if you think about it, drax is the most relatable character. all he does is laugh at things that shouldn’t be funny and has a crush on thor.
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor.
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uwu 
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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Just 22 years of television left. Hope it’s good.
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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And they shared the whole story. 
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rubyneoalt · 6 years ago
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She™.
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