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I tried to enjoy myself at the family Christmas party, but this terrifying anthropomorphic dolphin fancy Santa was sitting right over my chair, and it rather cast a pall on the evening.

I mean, it’s just…

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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The Nutcracker dance you’ve NEVER seen before!  

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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@masaknightooc 😑😒

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who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

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Late night shenanigans

@masaknightooc recalls to me the first time he saw two frogs banging and how he was horrified because they were attached to each other. 😂😂😂

🐸 fucking… Ribbit.

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Sugar jack the asshole cat, might have damaged Masa's knees.

Late night shenanigans

@masaknightooc recalls to me the first time he saw two frogs banging and how he was horrified because they were attached to each other. 😂😂😂

🐸 fucking… Ribbit.

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Late night shenanigans

@masaknightooc recalls to me the first time he saw two frogs banging and how he was horrified because they were attached to each other. 😂😂😂

🐸 fucking... Ribbit.

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I Uhm... Never knew this. 👀

Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition

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Native American/cauacasian reblogging because these are amazing references to look at. I've always loved skin shade transitions. My own are very stark I can look ghost white, like I currently do or I can be and have been mistaken for latina.

Fun fact because I've had to do this: if you come at me with a racist remark like, "Go back to Mexico." (Yes some one told me that when I lived in Chicago) and k will clap back at you in German, Chinese or just flat out, "I'm from Germany. Go back to England or Ireland."

skin color ref because some of yall non-black poc and whites keep fucking up as if yall don’t know there’s other shades of brown when u racebend for woke points or something 

(non-black artists please reblog)

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The goblin cooked dinner

Be jealous.

The goblin cooks well, and is an adept student. I expect great things and many Gordon Ramsay shouting matches in the kitchen. That mostly consist of us calling each other hoes.

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Pls ignore the fact we're using paper plates. We're busy sorting dishes and other viscera.

@masaknightooc be ready for kitchen fights.

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@traditionalaviator fite me ho.

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Building on this:

My mum in law, rest her beautiful, angry soul, had this exact reasoning. She knew at some point one of us was going to need a wheelchair. She bought one. I've used it once, and recently learned I have almost no reflex in my legs. I'm going to be in that chair before I am 35.

Some days I use it, just to lazily roll around the kitchen. I'm working on figuring out how to manuever this behemoth on giant wheels through my tiny house. (I'm probably going to get a more compact, taller chair in the future because I can't reach kitchen counters in this beast.)

I don't get seasonal depression, I just get slightly sleepier and more irritable and mopey when I don’t get any sunlight, but when I said this to my doctor she was like “you should still get a lightbox” and I did and now I have way more energy.  The moral of the story is, if you spend time thinking to yourself “well I don’t actually have [diagnosable problem], I have [milder version that I can just ignore]”, you could instead of just ignoring it get the accommodation for the problem and see if it improves your life. I do not expect to remember this next time I “don’t actually have the real problem”, but maybe eventually I will learn.

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Oh yes, I sort of forgot,

Thanks to all the stress, I meant to mention before story time, @masaknightooc will be taking an unknown length break from WoW, but we will still be checking our blogs from time to time.

We had a very devastating loss to the family, so finances are very tight as we try and scurry around and get all the bills together and figure out what all our monthly totals are.

It was a very sudden and devastating loss, and we're just walking around in a daze. None of the family is really okay, which is why niece lashed out, because I was too busy dealing with crazy banana queen to tell her, "No they're not moving in until next week!" So I talked to her this morning and she went, "Oh!" And I told her about what happened last night and she was okay, I understand, you do what you need to do!

And that was all because Husband's sister is mad we won't let her move in, while she's divorcing her husband, who literally lives across the street.

I am not inviting that drama to our door.

She made it sound like they were moving in right now, when really they have just been coming over at night to help me clean and organise and help pack my younger sisters things for her, so she has way less to fret about.

She intentionally caused drama, because we've had plans for room mates for a year.

Plus side, explaining things to my niece really helped me from smarting off to banana queen.

And then my phone died.

Mum was my mother in law, but she was the closest thing I had to a real mother.

And I heard her in my head yelling, "Kate do not let that hussy talk to you like that!" 😂

She even called our echo dots a hussy. It was joyous because she didn't use that word often but when she did, she was angry.

Below is mum and two of her grandbabies. My nephews kids.

(these aren't my kids so I'm not gonna show their faces out of respect and love for their parents.)

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Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?