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TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as JOEL HAMMOND SANTA CLARITA DIET | 3.08 "Forever!"
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the outcome was unexpected, but perhaps it shouldn't be. josif did subtly manipulate the situation and elijah after all, though not out of malice and ill-intent — ultimately he wanted the other to watch him work. why that was so had yet to be determined, perhaps he was bored and needed some form of entertainment, perhaps he was trying to open a channel for conversation. either way, it worked... sort of. josif had elijah's attention, for better or for worse. and a request, though it wasn't phrased like one; something he had come to expect from the other old man. someone ought to teach him a thing or two about manners.
maybe it was because it had been drilled into his head since he was but a mere child; lessons for taking over a throne, and such was very critical about etiquette. but he was also good at reading people, and was especially sensitive to the smallest things in tone. so he knew elijah wasn't being rude willfully. josif also knew he had to learn to let go of such conventions, or at least be a little bit lax with them if he were to survive with a group of rag tag strangers that came from all walks of life, some of which were inevitably bound to be uncultured. not that he thought elijah was... just he definitely could do better when he wanted something from someone. josif was hardly going to fault him too much for it. considering, he'd already mentally penned the other down as a damsel in distress, asking for help would have made him look weak or so said some schools of machismo thought.
he scratched his face, thinking about the logistics of such an endeavour. and what exactly was the other referring to. "that? or how to use a bow?" those were two vastly different things. the trick was rather illogical to be applied in their lives. but the use of a bow was certainly a vital skill to have at this moment. "you ever held a bow before?" what was his proficiency? josif wouldn’t assume that elijah knew archery, if at all. and he needed to adjust his teaching methods depending on the answer. learning a new skill was good, especially since guns were... expendable in this day and age. far easier to make arrows by hand than ammunition. every single round they used was one less they had, and one they had to scavenge from somewhere else.
the noble was a practical man. things weren't looking too good for them, or the world at large. was there a reasonably way that humanity could even come back from this? but he knew they were faring better than most others — they were decently sized, they had people from military backgrounds (like attracts like he figured), they had an enviable supply (though their medical stores could certainly be better, something to make note of the next supply run), and not to praise himself (he'd been raised for it after all) too highly, they had good leaders guiding them.
"you know... if you wanted, i could teach you how to handle a sword too." that was another weapon that he was proficient at. something to be used as a secondary resort, especially since getting close to zombies was undesirable but sometimes inevitable. the others in the group certainly found him eccentric, his choice of weapons were practical for the situation but not common, especially in a time if an apocalypse didn't happen. not to mention, his accent definitely didn't help with that assumption.
elijah wasn't the type to share his sob story with the class; or with anybody really. or anything really. most folks knew his name & that would just have to do. a few knew slightly more, those who frequently dealt with him in one way or another. be it going on supply runs together, spending hours together during their watch shifts or just when they sat by the fire to eat. some had earned ...details. admittedly, there wasn't much to him - he felt, though an outsider may disagree.
even without verbal confirmation, it should be quite obvious that elijah was a military man. they had a few in the group, which definitely had upped their survival rate quite a bit. it was maybe obvious in the way he held himself, although elijah had slowly begun losing that proper perfect army posture. partially due to back pains, partially ..because this wasn't the army. his m4 went wherever he went, held dear to his heart even though its usefulness was ...dwindling. maybe they could find a gun shop one day, or a military checkpoint. though most of those had already been plundered.
if the archer thought elijah would notice he was showing off - whether or not he did so because he knew he had company, he was wrong, although elijah did follow his movement down to the last twitch, watching that crazy little stunt he pulled & sure, part of him wondered when he'd ever need to shoot like that, but then again - who was he to judge another man's training routine? his own was ..well. his own. his fellow leader ..was fit. he was quite pleasing to watch & that was the main problem, because it led to this.
he didn't usually indulge, but there was something about him that just pulled him in. definitely not the way they met, thanks. although he did occasionally ... think about it. truth be told he would be dead without josif & a debt like that didn't just vanish with time. it remained until paid back - one way or another. preferably without either of them dying. pulled from thought by a noise, he looked back just in time to watch that arrow fly. it hit the mark, they always did.
ugh.
there was no way around it, was there? there was no weakness in ....asking. he knew that. he did. but it was still difficult - it ...implied he needed help & elijah ...had never needed anybody's help. he never relied on anybody but himself. he wasn't going to start now. or maybe he could. he was right there. only a few feet between them, if even. another little grumble ...rumbled in his chest, arms still crossed in front of his chest, legs crossed underneath & in front of him.
"teach me." ...please. voice gruff, eyes ....barely spending enough time looking up from where he sat to meet the man's eyes. it was the smartest move. arrows could be made, bullets ...could not. he was not ....asking for help.
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you needed a certain sense of calmness if you wanted to fire an arrow straight — though you could also curve arrows as much as that seemed to be unrealistic — he supposed it was the same for gun, especially a sniper.
his stance was mostly impractical, unless a hand was busy (which could happen in supply runs) and he was missing or took off a shoe. and you don't usually want to go around in a post apocalyptic wasteland (not actually a wasteland) barefoot. a hand gripping on the bar mounted below the ceiling, supporting his weight with a pull-up, while a foot was holding his bow. with the arrow already nocked, his other hand had taken to pulling the string back, drawing the bow, eye tracing a line to his target... before he felt eyes on him again.
he turned. ah. the damsel as he'd taken to calling him, though not in english of course, and not the literal translation either. josif wasn't how well he'd actually take it. the ex-royal had taken to enjoying the man's company, however gruff and anti-social the other had been. it was interesting trying to understand him. like elijah was something to be pried into, dissected; a puzzle to work on, a diplomatic hurdle to overcome. not that josif himself had revealed too much about himself to the other either.
while elijah had eyes averted, the noble kept his eyes on the man leaning against the window. it wasn't the first time josif caught the other's eyes lingering while he was training. so maybe he was showing off a little. it might have looked effortless, the ease of which he'd been able to shoot arrows with a bow but he was under no impression that there were certainly more skilled members in the group. actual military men who'd seen real war. like elijah.
he'd been at it for a while and had been sweating to some degree. sweater and t-shirt long since discarded — no point sullying it and necessitating a wash. water was a precious commodity.
he made a noncommittal noise. perhaps to get the man's attention again, if he was so keen on trying to look without looking.
he let the wooden shaft fly.
it landed squarely on the target. he didn't have to turn back to it to know but he did anyway. he was slightly pleased with himself, though the outcome was expected. he'd been using a bow since he was a kid. to think it would have an actual use in real life apart from just a hobby. satisfied, he held his bow with his hand again and jumped off the bar he was attached to, landing gracefully onto the wooden floor.
closed starter for: @royalstranded location: 6th floor - newsroom
the one good thing about being holed up in a way-too big building was … space. admittedly, they didn’t often use it & there were several floors above & below them that still needed clearing to be entirely safe here, but when ammo was limited & lives were on the line… progress was slow. but they were thorough & every cleared floor brought perks with it. one thing they didn’t have yet, but surely would need sooner or later was a practice area. there was no getting around fighting here & while guns were rare everybody had to know how to use them if needed.
right now they spent most of their time on the sixths floor. it was safest staying together & the newsroom was huge, so they had a little makeshift practice area set up on one end of it. a few targets; some made of wood, some of plastic — some … were plushies on ropes. elijah knew that he was playing a dangerous game; ammo was scarce & he couldn’t take down biters frequently with a knife. he also knew that there was one very simple (but not easy) way of trying to fix his problem. was he willing to do it, though? status … unclear.
he’d been sat with his back against one of the tall, covered windows close by, his rifle set down next to him to clean & take inventory of the bullet left in the clip, but even when he was done… he remained. someone was practicing & like ..once or maybe twice before (or a few times more than that), elijah found himself mesmerized. again.
there was a calm to josif's movements, a peace - it seemed, elijah only rarely felt. his blood always thrumming in impatience, with urges & needs the group couldn't know about. nobody could. arms hastily crossed in front of his chest when caught, eyes averted the other's - annoyed he let it come this far. little grunt, little grumble. keep movin', don't look. the archer had been with them for a long while & he'd dare call them friends, but … that didn't mean anything. right? ….right.
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DEAR READER, THE GREATEST OF LUXURIES IS YOUR SECRETS. DEAR READER, WHEN YOU AIM AT THE DEVIL, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MISS.
BASIC INFORMATION
FULL NAME: [ JOSIF ANĐELKO KARAĐORĐEVIĆ ] NICKNAME: [ none. ] AGE: [ 57 ] GENDER: [ MALE ] PRONOUNS: [ HE/HIM ] ETHNICITY: [ WHITE, SERBIAN ] PREVIOUS OCCUPATION: [ NOBLE, ROYAL ] ROLE: [ LEADER, RAIDER ] RELIGION: [ SERBIAN ORTHODOX ] LANGUAGE, IN ORDER OF PROFICIENCY: [ ENGLISH, SERBIAN, CROATIAN, BOSNIAN, RUSSIAN, VARIOUS OTHER LANGUAGES ] ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: [ BIROMANTIC ] SEXUAL ORIENTATION: [ 'STRAIGHT', BISEXUAL ] SEXUAL TEMPERAMENT: [ DOM-SWITCH ] SEXUAL POSITION: [ TOP ]
RELATIONSHIPS
SIGNIFICANT OTHER: [ TBA. WIFE. STATUS: UNKNOWN. ] CHILDREN: [ TBA. SON. STATUS: DEAD. TBA. DAUGHTER. STATUS: DEAD. TBA. SON. STATUS: UNKNOWN ] PARENTS: [ TBA. ] SIBLINGS: [ TBA. ] FRIENDS: [ TBA. ]
PHYSICAL TRAITS
FACE CLAIM: [ TIMOTHY OLYPHANT ] EYE COLOUR: [ HAZEL BROWN ] HAIR COLOUR: [ GREY, WHITE ] HEIGHT: [ 1.84 METRES ] BODY BUILD: [ ATHLETIC, LEAN BUFF ] FACIAL HAIR: [ BEARD CENTRED AROUND THE MOUTH, EXTENDING TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. ] TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: [ TBA. ] NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: [ TBA. ]
PHOBIAS AND DISORDERS
PHOBIAS/FEARS: [ tba. ] MENTAL DISORDERS: [ tba.]
PERSONALITY
INTELLIGENCE: [ TBA. ] LIKES: [ TBA. ] DISLIKES: [ TBA. ] POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES: [ STEADFAST, CLEAR-HEADED, DETERMINED, FARSIGHTED, RESOURCEFUL, SUAVE ] NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES: [ ENTITLED, ASSERTIVE, CRITICAL ]
AESTHETICS
AESTHETICS: [ TBA. ] INSPO: [ TBA. ]
KINKS
KINKS: [ BREEDING. COLLARS. LEASHES. VERBAL FEMINISATION. BOOT KISSING/LICKING. RESTRAINS/BONDAGE. THONGS. CHOKING. PUBLIC. HUMILIATION. DEGRADATION. SOMNOPHILIA. WATERSPORTS. FACE FUCKING. STOMACH BULGING. GAPING. OBJECTIFICATION. MARKING. COCK WARMING. TBA. ] ANTI-KINKS: [ VORE. SCAT. INFANTILISM. ]
BIOGRAPHY
was in the embassy when the outbreak happened.
lost two of his children that were with him at the time. the other child was last known to still be in serbia. wife ended up missing.
has a sword he took from the embassy and a bow.
bodyguard died.
encountered the group when they were raiding a place near where he was holed up in. saved elijah from being overwhelmed by zombies. joined the group.
more tba.
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