If I post anything insensitive please let me knowCis He/Him Late 20’s
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the absurdity of people hating elphaba simply because she’s green is, i fear, The Point. like yeah it is silly to hate a person for being green in your magical world. it’s almost like oppression is fucking stupid and nonsensical
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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.
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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time
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One of my proudest human interactions is when I was working at frys and a gaggle of firefighters came through my check out and as they were leaving i told them I hope they had a really boring day and for half a second they looked confused and then laughed
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patents are so fucking evil though. you can patent game mechanics and limit the kinds of games people are legally able to make. you can patent medicine to be the sole producer of that medicine. you can patent fucking, crops to ask a premium on specific variations of crops. it's so fucked
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yesss im always saying this like sure i can give you logical advice but at the end of the day you can just do what you want to do until youre sick of it. cant move on cant switch gears til youre sick of it so go ahead and indulge
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it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game
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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals
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