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Could you imagine waking up one day and not remembering anything? No? Well I know someone who could. Our very own @selina-caspari seems to have gotten a bad case of amnesia and we’re not sure where to go from here. The extent hasn’t been clarified but as far as we know, the young princess is definitely going through a struggle right now. While it seems like she may not get all of her memories back, we’re hoping that S has a speedy recovery. Something might trigger her memories to return but until then it seems like we’re at an impasse. If there are any updates on S and her brain function, I’ll be sure to let you know.

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We always thought that students and teachers were supposed to have a strictly professional relationship. According to our sources it seems like @damientills and @phoebemykonos didn’t get that memo and aren’t planning to any time soon. The pair were seen getting awfully cosy at the local fair and while enjoying a boat ride ended up kissing. While there isn’t anything technically wrong with this, both are consulting adults, we wonder what the rest of the staff are going to think of Damien now that he’s crossed that line. Only time will tell what’s going to happen between this pair but we can’t wait to inform you on the latest drama.

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It seems like addiction is a running theme for our royals. In my eyes it seemed like our pure princess @camidelucia had finally gotten her act together. We all know that the girl had a heart attack due to her bulimia a few months ago but it seemed that her relationship with @royaldickhead was actually helping her when she started looking healthier and actually taking care of her healthy. Unfortunately not everything stays perfect forever and that can be said for C. Only today the young princess had a fainting spell due to a relapse. Luckily our new doctor and her uncle @orlandodelucia was at her aid and has decided to take charge of the girls medical heath. Let’s hope this is a happy family reunion because from what I know, Camila and Orlando haven’t seen each other since her mother’s passing and we all know what happened to C after that.

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Addiction is the route to all evil and it’s always there in the back of your mind like a bad itch you just can’t scratch. Recently @franceslittlenightmare had a wild night out, some alcohol was consumed after the princess promised she was done with that lifestyle. Not only is E a messy drunk, she’s also a messy girlfriend. Coming to his princesses aid, the last thing @mateosolano expected was for Elsa to insult him. E mocked the prince and even went as far as to called him “a walking clichè...” Some people just can’t handle their drink. Think before you do next time, Elsa or else pretty boy may just disappear from your life for good.

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Everyone goes through their daily struggles and fighting can only keep things at bay for so long. It’s hard to battle demons that constantly there to remind you of how very human you actually are. Ask @mateosolano and he’ll tell you all about his issues. While his friends visited the newly discovered prince, it seems M was too ashamed to own up to his new lifestyle and a cocaine overdose nearly claimed the young man’s. What a tragedy that would have been. Not only would young miss Elsa lose her new boy but a child would have lost their father. There’s a lot to think about for the young prince and we just hope he doesn’t crack under the pressure.

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Can we have a raise of hands for those of us who have called our princess @firekissedpiper a psycho bitch before? All of you? Thought as much. Well, it seems like someone took that claim a little too literally and locked our girl P in a mental institution after she almost died. We’re still hazy on the details, it’s really a deal of he said, she said but I’m leaning more towards Piper telling the truth here. After all, it’s one thing to be a psycho bitch and another thing to actually be a psycho. Whatever happened, we hope P will be able to over come the mental struggles that come along with this. Here’s to you, Piper.

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Not too long ago we all noticed the disappearance of our Colombian beauty - Raven Avalanche. Well, we’re sorry to announce royals but word on the street is R’s body was recovered by the police. We don’t know the exact circumstances right now but the way things are looking, it seems as though Raven’s death was far from natural. With a murderer on the loose, is anyone safe? We’re looking at you @gabriellahenriques . I’d keep your windows and doors locked if I were you. If someone wanted you sister so much, what’s stopping them from coming after you? Rest in peace Raven, you will be greatly missed.

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No one is irreplaceable, partners are disposable and someone who knows that better than most is our very own Prince @impolsiveroyal . After everyone’s favourite fashionista, Raven Avalanche disappeared, it was recently revealed that the girl has met the demise. Having been so close to the Colombian princess, you’d think that C would be in mourning but don’t worry royals we have it on good authority that our prince is doing just fine. Your blue eyed boy hasn’t been drowning in his sorrow in booze but instead burrying it in someone else. In fact, C has been seeking comfort from our Spanish beauty, @onlyivycaballero . If I were you royals, I’d avoid the sofa in the living area, the pair have been spotted getting down and dirty without so much as a single tear in sight.

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As the saying goes, “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” and it seems like two of our royal residents have started to learn that at a quicker rate than we anticipated. Rumour around the estate is that @franceslittlenightmare and @mateosolano are now an official item and we couldn’t be happier for the couple. But do we see wedding bells in the future or a death march? We all know how M struggles to hold down a relationship and with E as a single mother, this is going to be a tough one to call but we know one thing for sure, we can’t wait to see how it pans out.

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