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MIMIMIMI

“Oh but Zero how do you just keep ditching platforms?”

BECAUSE I WANT TO >:[

I find it very funny that there are posts from my closeted era, but i’m just gonna rate my family and friends and stuff now

Mom: Tries her best, uses the right pronouns, hates that I use it pronouns, still struggling with the binder but is doing amazingly 9/10

Fluttershy: Doing really well as well! Makes me feel accepted and even when we fight they never misgender me 9.8/10

Brother: Likes CHEESE STICKS. Also gets my prnouns wrong, calls me little boy, and is mean sometimes but overall cool 8/10

dad: Still saying im too young and causes me to want to bash my head into glass tables. overall 7.35/10

A: Used to have a crush on her, don’t anymore. Was transphobic to me. 1/10

Okay bye bye

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UGHHH

Good 12:11 in the morning everyone, it is me. You know what? I haven’t used tumblr since I was in my gacha phase TWO YEARS AGO. Man, where DID the time go? Idk anyways let’s just chat. Am I staying up all night for fun? Yes. Is it also to prove a point? YES. Do I still hate cheesesticks? Oh my god of course I hate those grimy little sticks of cheese. just think about them, dry bread on cheese cooked in oil, nothing screams american like those. I hate them. I HATE CHEESESTICKS. I never say people are invalid in their identities but if you are an avid fan of cheese sticks and you go out of your way to eat them, you are not a valid food eater. No, no, i’m not saying you aren’t any less whatever identify you identify with, im just saying the food you eat are invalid and I will never let you choose wear we go out to eat. Like who the hell even likes those things? I actually know the answer to that, but now I want a statistic. Here’s one: 100% of royalmistake3 HATES cheesesticks. Oh i’m sorry, is reading this boring you? THATS TOO DAMN BAD. CHEESESTICKS ARE BAD. Anyways I’m Nonbinary and Lesbian now but I prefer the term gay but also idek. okay goodbye

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Now im anger crying

Too many years of anger built up.

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Damn it cat.

She’s laying flatter than a brick.

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Yep

I want braces. Why won’t my mom just schedule a day of dentistry.

Because she has depression?

Why does that matter, I show symptoms of severe depression and its in my genes to have it but she makes me call and talk to people all the time!

My brother ate cheese sticks. 

He’s dead to me.

I want braces.

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Containing my angr so that it continues to build up and i innevitably punch a hole in a wall?

couldn’t be me.

it is me.

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WHY THOUGH

Alright, I have a question. Why does everyone in my house hate when i Interrupt them when they’re wearing headphones but the actual second i wear mine everyone’s like

“Oh hey Zero”

“Oi Zero look at this.”

“Hi Zero, i have no reason to be talking to you but i wanna ruin your day!”

AND THEN THEY JUST TALK

WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND HEADPHONES WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS WEARING THEM.

Like damn, i don’t need to talk to you. What the actual Hell. I hate everyone here. SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO AGGRESSIVE LESBIAN MUSIC.

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Best moment of SPLATFEST

Me, pulling off my special: “BAZINGA, BAP!”

Kills three players.

Gets shot

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Owie

When your neck pops really loud so you think you might have snapped it but in all actuallity you have the bones of a 93 year old grandma with arthritis

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Jason Derulo~

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Coming out to my family: a summary, and how I rate reactions.

Sibling 1, Fluttershy: Really accepting, started using the correct pronouns when I told them. we rate... 9 out of 10, because i got called a sister, which sucks.

Sibling two, Brother: Kinda just gagged and ran because he didn’t want to see my dads reaction. He didn’t care tho, and he has bad choices, so 2 out of 10.

Dad: Thinks i’m too young to know, almost didn’t want to respect my pronouns, lowkey against lgbtq+ but he stills tries to be okaywith it. 3.5/10

Mom: Was really accepting, asked too many god damned questions, doesn’t think im too young. Also accepting that i’m Pan, but now is scared that if I bring a girl over ill “give them cooties”. She gets a 8.5/10

The animals: None of them cared, andmost of them just wanted lunch meat from a sandwich i was making. 100000/10 based on the fact their cute animals

SPACE KEY NO WORK. SPACE KEY GET 1/10

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Positivity post!

Oh Hi there? Are you feeling a bit down?

Well don’t!

I know that sound dumb and stupid and all that, but just DONT

Let me explain, it’s a three step process of not caring that much. Did someone degrade your personal look? Projection. They feel insecure! Did someone call you dumb? Projection. Someone in their life probably told them that, and now they’re projecting.

Sad because you don’t like yourself? No worries! I give you a 100 out of 10 on the looks-o-meter and your personality is immaculate! You think your fat? No you fricking aren’t! You’re FRICKING BEAUTIFUL AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHER WISE IS WRONG.

Unless your a m.a.p, then you suck. I hate you if your a m.a.p.

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It stopped

yeet, my mouth hurts but yeet. Im alive

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ParaNoid.

FRICK! I have just closed every window with a cutain, and put on the tv so that i can’t hear it

both doors are locked, there is no way for osmeone to get in. ALSO

no one comes out here to this property that im on,its not in a town or anything, and its never been robbed.

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Noise

I hate this. I’m the only one awake right now and I just heard a noise. I-

I think im paranoid, but the tv is going on now, wish me luck!

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OH MY GOD JUST LET ME RANT IN PEACE

please kill me, do it now. Thanks.

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Nah

draw