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I don't wanna get a jobbbbb i wanna saw "mrow" and suck trans girls' cocks all day. Is that too much to ask?

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Hey bestie did you know that if I don’t get off every day my pretty dick will atrophy its an estrogen thing :( but it’s so annoying to keep excusing myself to jerk off, do you think I could just masturbate right now? Yeah you can keep infodumping I’ll just be stroking myself, I promise I’m still listening.

Damn, my hand is getting cramped. Wanna lend me yours? I mean, I noticed you keep looking at my cock, I know she’s so thick and fat - especially near the base, it’s like I’ve got an in-built knot lol. You wanna touch her, don’t you? Wanna feel me throbbing in your hand?

Shiiiiit, that’s so much better than when I do it myself. We should do this more often. Next time I’ll definitely use your mouth though - you weren’t using it for anything important, i can tell from that glassy look in your eye that you can’t even remember what you were telling me about. I mean, doesn’t my dick smell so nice? She tastes even better.

Go ahead, stick your tongue out. Just a lick. I promise I won’t fuck your face and cum down your throat. I promise. :)

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iconic christmas duet “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” except it’s about a naga trying to convince the human she brought home to fuck to stay and cuddle her because she’s cold blooded and her heater is broken

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korki in that new look again. legwarmers!!

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trans girls will of course be horny for curseofbinding minecraft

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transfem who desperately wants to take advantage of you while you’re high: you should really come over to my place sometime, i can make some killer brownies!

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undressing

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So apparently I need to clarify since a friend didn't understand

If I am talking about eating a cutie out or sucking them off, it is not a one and done thing. It's not "Oh let me just get one orgasm out of them and move on."

I am a big girl who likes to eat baby. I am going to make a meal out of you. I am going to devour you. You are now my breakfast, lunch, dinner, everything. I'm about to get a Hobbits diet. I am going to keep my mouth focused on your body until your legs are on either side of my head unable to stop shaking and spasming as you're desperately whining and whimpering about it being too sensitive to continue and you're trying to to muster enough strength to even attempt to pull back on my hair to get a break.

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i dont think enough kink stuff embraces the time honored setting of Grimy Basement

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girl who gets tried and convicted for theft, and as punishment gets put into a pillory in the center of town on a little raised stone dais where anyone can use her mouth or ass. no big deal. she's done this before. two days in and then she's done. she can take a few human cocks easy

but this is different. it burns. it starts between her legs, leaving her absolutely soaked, then spreads everywhere else, slowly enveloping her until the only thing she can thing about is getting fucked

she tries to touch herself to relieve it. she even gets one hand free, but nothing she does helps and she intuitively knows that whatever magic they hit her with isn’t going to let her cum until she’s being bred by the biggest thing she can get inside her

so she just starts trying to tease everyone, wiggling her ass back and forth and sticking out her tongue and hoping anyone will use her, just to make her lust go down for even a minute

she takes everything. humans, elves, dwarves, werewolves at night, the occasional minotaur or two… nothing helps. even when the magic syncs her orgasm to her partner’s, sending her over the edge every time hot fluids get pumped into her, she’s ready to go again immediately after, body magically stretching to accommodate whatever her holes are presented with

worst two days ever

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girl who gets tried and convicted for theft, and as punishment gets put into a pillory in the center of town on a little raised stone dais where anyone can use her mouth or ass. no big deal. she's done this before. two days in and then she's done. she can take a few human cocks easy

but this is different. it burns. it starts between her legs, leaving her absolutely soaked, then spreads everywhere else, slowly enveloping her until the only thing she can thing about is getting fucked

she tries to touch herself to relieve it. she even gets one hand free, but nothing she does helps and she intuitively knows that whatever magic they hit her with isn’t going to let her cum until she’s being bred by the biggest thing she can get inside her

so she just starts trying to tease everyone, wiggling her ass back and forth and sticking out her tongue and hoping anyone will use her, just to make her lust go down for even a minute

she takes everything. humans, elves, dwarves, werewolves at night, the occasional minotaur or two… nothing helps. even when the magic syncs her orgasm to her partner’s, sending her over the edge every time hot fluids get pumped into her, she’s ready to go again immediately after, body magically stretching to accommodate whatever her holes are presented with

worst two days ever

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girl who gets tried and convicted for theft, and as punishment gets put into a pillory in the center of town on a little raised stone dais where anyone can use her mouth or ass. no big deal. she's done this before. two days in and then she's done. she can take a few human cocks easy

but this is different. it burns. it starts between her legs, leaving her absolutely soaked, then spreads everywhere else, slowly enveloping her until the only thing she can thing about is getting fucked

she tries to touch herself to relieve it. she even gets one hand free, but nothing she does helps and she intuitively knows that whatever magic they hit her with isn’t going to let her cum until she’s being bred by the biggest thing she can get inside her

so she just starts trying to tease everyone, wiggling her ass back and forth and sticking out her tongue and hoping anyone will use her, just to make her lust go down for even a minute

she takes everything. humans, elves, dwarves, werewolves at night, the occasional minotaur or two… nothing helps. even when the magic syncs her orgasm to her partner’s, sending her over the edge every time hot fluids get pumped into her, she’s ready to go again immediately after, body magically stretching to accommodate whatever her holes are presented with

worst two days ever

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free use but not in a constant consent way. free use in a "that werewolf wants you and she's strong enough that you've learned its easier to just let her take what she wants since she's going to eventually get it anyway"

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i dont think enough kink stuff embraces the time honored setting of Grimy Basement

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transphobe: uh, if she wants to be seen as a woman, she should at least try to shave.

me: um… she’s literally a puppy… that’s literally her fur…

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Fat trans girl tenting her dress. You agree. Reblog.

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