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[royalbard]

Dragons as a literary metaphor for greed/capitalism: ❌

Dragons as rare intelligent megafauna/keystone predators: ✅

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the draconic urge to raid a human convoy carrying meat and spices and scatter all the humans away with a few blasts of fire so i can eat all the food at my leisure

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need a pretty doll that wants to get groped like a stress relief toy

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raw feeding your pet dragon (letting it nurse from your nipples)

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it’s incredible how easy it can be to train someone who desperately wants to be trained. all the effort that can be involved in conditioning and training becomes so, so much easier when the other person wants it so, so bad.

like honey, you came to me begging for me to leash you, are you really so surprised that i clicker trained you in a week? just relax and enjoy it~

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the matriarchy is kinda lame as a concept but i think trans girls can have a little bit of political power as a kink thing. as a treat

[royalbard]

the matriarchy is kinda lame as a concept but i think trans girls can have a little bit of political power as a kink thing. as a treat

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gently sucking on a tgirl who’s been so stressed for the past few months and hasn’t had the time to masturbate and watching her finally start to unwind as she releases everything she’s had pent up into my mouth all at once.

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Human to dragon corruption is so fucking hot. A dragon slayer eating the hearts of their kills to claim the dragon’s strength, not realizing they’re slowly becoming one of the “beasts” they swore to destroy. Adventurer stumbling upon a cursed necklace that seems to just give them some fire resistance at first, and by the time they realize that they can’t take it off they’d already started growing scales and horns. Princess who fell madly in love with the dragon that terrorizes her kingdom struggling more and more to hide her “visits,” with every return trip from the dragon’s layer making her bigger, her eyes filled with more fire, and her teeth just that bit sharper.

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every fucking day i thank the powers that be for placing me in a world full of tgirls with curly hair. genuinely one of humanity’s greatest inventions.

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Need to shove my tongue down some cute thing's throat so deep that it starts to black out from oxygen deprivation, and right as it starts losing its vision, pump a nice, big dose of cannabinoids right into its guts, leaving a sticky, sweet trail of laced sap all the way back up its throat and mouth as I pull my tongue out of it ever so slowly...

I'd just love watching its already-addled brain slowly lose cohesion as it sinks nice and deep into my lap, barely able to comprehend the feeling of my vines petting and rubbing it all over, let alone the sweet things I whisper into its ears ::3

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you can pspspspspspsppspspspsps a trans girl

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dragon breaking in her new human toy by lashing them to her underside and making them it cockwarm her constantly for the better part of a week straight

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it's important to remember in all of my posts about dragon intimacy that the feeling of a dragon tongue is "rough side of the sponge but hot and slimy"

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human who volunteers to test out the new portal sex toy! no one told them it’s a dragon… they’re not gonna be able to pull out… or take it out after…

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porn game where each species has different modifiers

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female monsters with big cocks. that's it, that's the post.