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I really like when dragon riders have no combat experience, and instead have a dragon just cause it’s easier to get around, and more fun when your horse can talk back. You see a massive shadow crest over the nearby mountains, the ground shakes as everyone gathers in the town square to find out why this monster has come for them. Is she here to steal their wealth? Conquer their kingdom? Eat their sheep? No, her best friend and business partner of a rider is here to sell spoons. She’s a traveling spoon saleswoman. Has never seen a sword in her life. Yeah the dragon is big enough to eat your house, but why would she? Your spoons suck. Maybe she would be interested if you had better spoons. Like the one the rider is selling. She makes them all by hand you know.

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Something I’ve always found sexy is how it feels to “own” someone. You are giving your sexuality, your body, your everything to me. It feels empowering, but that’s not the part that I like. The part that I like is that you’ve entrusted me with all of this. You want me so badly that you’ve given me everything and I’m going to use you and make you see exactly why you did it too.

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🖤 Lady Lucian 🖤

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I'm really intrested in role-playing again, I'm curious if anyone knows a good place to look for that or anything?

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currently thinking about some haughty tboy prince getting kidnapped by a dragon and held down under one front foot, trembling as the massive beast sniffs his tcock and each blast of hot air against it makes him shudder

then it slowly drags its arm-length, spiky tongue up it, leaving him all red and raw, just to hear him scream before diving down and ravenously eating him out as he shakes and sobs and tries (and fails) to get away, not stopping as he cums over and over, the release of fluid only egging it on further until he’s so worn out he can’t do anything but lay prone as the big beast finally decides to put its cock into him and use him for real

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FORGOT I SAVED THIS-

i need a new friend group that’ll do this to me- Need it BAD

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Heyyy so if uhh any snake women wanna like coil around me... and shove their tongues all the way down my throat until I'm choking on them... I uhh umm umm uhnummm uhhmm y-year of t-tthe snake 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 mfngnfmfmmgngnfnmm

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dragon tongue tastes good btw

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dragon tongue tastes good btw

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dragon comfortable enough with their rider to engage in play behavior

the human trusts their dragon enough to let it jump on them and playfully bite their neck as an act of dominance because they know it'll be gentle, and then when the human shoves the dragon it dramatically flops on its back while making happy noises

sometimes they'll be walking somewhere and the dragon will just hit them gently with its tail - except because it's so large the human stumbles and falls down in the grass no matter how gentle the dragon is. it's okay, though, because they laugh about it every time

dragon who grabs whatever its human is holding in its mouth and tries to initiate tug-of-war (and sometimes even lets the human win)

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dragon stablehand who doesn’t particularly want to fuck the dragons but every dragon in that stable wants to fuck him. he’s trying to sweep and there’s a big nose loudly snuffling at his pants. he bends over to grab a bucket and gets mounted immediately and groans as something hard presses up against his clothed ass. every night when he wants to close up for the night he has to walk past two dozen presented pussies and cocks, each with an owner that is clearly fantasizing about him

he just wants to make his money and go home

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dragon stablehand who doesn’t particularly want to fuck the dragons but every dragon in that stable wants to fuck him. he’s trying to sweep and there’s a big nose loudly snuffling at his pants. he bends over to grab a bucket and gets mounted immediately and groans as something hard presses up against his clothed ass. every night when he wants to close up for the night he has to walk past two dozen presented pussies and cocks, each with an owner that is clearly fantasizing about him

he just wants to make his money and go home

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girl giving a werewolf a kiss on the nose -> girl protesting about how disgusting it is that the werewolf won’t stop licking her face

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i want to pin my rider down and force them to spend the night with me 🥺

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noncon monsterfuckery is so good. you may not be a monsterfucker but you're getting monsterfucked either way and you should probably make your peace with it

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maslow's hierarchy of needs, but the entire triangle is filled with 'being passed around by a group of horny doms like a blunt'

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70% of the socially acceptible hornyposting on this website is bottomposting. let's normalize posting about like. glazing a bunnyboy like a cake. filling him like a doughnut. i don't know why those are both food euphemisms but you get the idea. cum in his pussy tuesday or whatever