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DDDANCE🪩

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can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

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Every time I see one

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"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."

poem by Mikko Harvey

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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count

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tiny volition to motivate you into not doing something stupid.

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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

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[screenshot] it was too perfect

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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

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well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

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I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

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i'm at the bdsm club running into walls because someone keeps painting tunnels on them #yeowch