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"don't act like this isn't all part of your extra-long game of abusing your position to murder Woody Allen and make it look like an accident"

"He's so frail; it'd only take one good push"

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and you ask, “who could play ellen claremont in the film adaptation of rwrb?”

and the only answer is Laura Dern

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I was telling my mom about the election in red white and royal blue when Texas turns blue to elect the first female president for a second term in a really close election and her exact words were “it’s like democratic porn”

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“He’s part of it all now, headlines and oil paintings and pages in the Library of Congress, etched right alongside. And he’s part of *them.* Goddamn forever.”

- *Red, White & Royal Blue* by Casey McQuiston

A bit rushed in the thick of Nano, but I am MANIFESTING GOOD VIBES, Y’ALL. 🇺🇸

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You’re laughing. I just knocked over a 75,000 dollar cake and created an international media scandal as I fought with my arch nemesis and you’re laughing.

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I can't believe Alex and Henry are out there being in love while we are all having the worst year ever

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If Texas really turns blue you'll need to thank Casey McQuiston for manifesting it

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Could you IMAGINE being Liam??? Affakagak

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Jaffa cakes and striped pyjamas! (Commission. Do not use/repost)

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On this day in Red, White, and Royal Blue

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Rereading rwrb for serotonin

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"don't act like this isn't all part of your extra-long game of abusing your position to murder Woody Allen and make it look like an accident"

"He's so frail; it'd only take one good push"

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White House news in RWRB on Oct. 2 2020: FSOTUS comes out as bisexual and there’s a nationwide celebration :)

White House news in the real world on Oct. 2 2020: POTUS and FLOTUS both test postive for virus they denied existed after debate in which POTUS mocked the other candidate for wearing a mask to stop the spread of said virus and there’s a nationwide celebration

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@projectliterature event 04: free week — red, white & royal blue

“The way Henry’s looking at him in the picture is so affectionate, so openly loving, that seeing it from a third person’s perspective almost makes Alex want to look away, like he’s staring into the sun.”