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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

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The Cat has its Heart on the Outside

Available as a fanzine in Swedish with a translation note  here.

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an interaction ive had with more than one coworker now

reaching into my pocket: ope, that's not my keys, that's my pocket tiger

extremely confused coworker: ...pocket tiger?

pulling a small figurine of a tiger cub out of my pocket: pocket tiger.

coworker: why do you have a pocket tiger?

me: emotional support.

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an interaction ive had with more than one coworker now

reaching into my pocket: ope, that's not my keys, that's my pocket tiger

extremely confused coworker: ...pocket tiger?

pulling a small figurine of a tiger cub out of my pocket: pocket tiger.

coworker: why do you have a pocket tiger?

me: emotional support.

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check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes

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Here to remind everyone the Lukas is canonically attractive

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Box!

(via)

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My ant fanart

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WE’VE BEEN SAYING. WE’VE BEEN TELLING YOU.

DON’T. FUCKING. ENGAGE. WITH BRAND. TUMBLR. ACCOUNTS.

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reasoning trio

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this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

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Ihatovo Monogatari/The Stories of Ihatovo (Hect, 1993). English translation patch by DDSTranslation.

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Remember to look both ways before crossing the street