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“Can I be your taste tester or something... because God, I love Pasta.”

“New Year’s resolution; learn to cook well enough so I’m no longer a fuckin’ disappointment to my Italian family.” 

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“Fuck... same,” Roxie mumbled, her usual spark absent due to her aggressive hangover. “Happiness... strange fucking thing... but i want it as well.”

“I hope this year is good,” Karla said almost sadly. “I just, I really want things to be different. So much has happened and fallen apart so quickly. If anything I just want to have more fun, and be happy.” 

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Can you not see my face? I’m hung over as fuck, honey. If you speak any louder than you’re doing now, I’m gonna... rip your nose off or... something.

It’s finally 2018. I hope your night was enjoyable and you’re not too hungover.

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Mila, I love them almost as much as I love your gorgeous lil face <3

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MY BABE! My first and only woman in bed. You are my best friend and I love you more than anything. You are my rock and I know you’ll always be with me through and through. Merry Christmas, you gorgeous human. 

Love, Mila

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Oi, Jamesy Boy (i say boy even though you’re so fucking old like what the hell)

I got you a bottle of your namesake! Still can’t believe they named a whiskey after you?

Love your dumb face,

Roxie.

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Roxie’s Gifts for Max

Starbucks Lindt hot chocolate gift set / OPI nail purse and laquers set

Sup, Max ( @max-xo-bella )

Hope you have a wonderful Christmas, you pretty kitty. Don’t let the bastards get you down- you’re better than all of them put together.

Loads of love, Roxie.

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Roxie’s gifts for Mila:

Godiva Dark chocolate Truffle Selection / Kat Von D Everlasting liquid Lipstick Set / “My favourite Bitch,” Coffee mug

Merry Christmas, Mils. @milaxxroberts You’re basically the love of my life. Hope your 2018′s as bitchin’ as you are and you get lots of “gifts” all year round from those two pieces of male eye candy you’ve got at your beck n call ;)

Love ya loads,

Roxie

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“Oh, honey, same. I mean... Rihanna? Fucking gorgeous.” Roxie fanned herself jokingly.

“What a good day. What a good good day. I needed that Ocean 8 trailer to remind me just how gay I am.” Michaela grinned at her phone stupidly.

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I say hell, yeah. It’s been way too long since I’ve had a night like that.

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“Oh, honey, I know how you feel- I’m totally overdue for some chilling out. Work has been super hectic- I’ve had so many tours, since so many people want to see New York in the winter-time and it gets old. Like, I just need a long island iced tea already.”

“Well, then, I say we chill out together. Take a night, turn our phones off, go off the grid. What do you say?”

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“Oh, I mean, that’s great too- but I just love getting all the things I’ve ordered delivered. I can pretend all the packages are for me, and feel like I have admirers sending me gifts. Kitchen stuff works as well- or, like, candles, they’re always great. Unless they’re, like, those weird fake-cinammon ones.”

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“Online shopping is my best friend at the moment, honey… actually, I’ve probably been going overboard, but whatever. I mean… you could, like… buy food? Everyone likes food? Order some nice rare chocolates or shit?”

“I know that but I love the satisfaction of finding it in the store and the immediacy of getting to bring it home. Yeah.. I could do that actually. Or just like fun kitchen stuff.” 

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“Oh, honey, I know how you feel- I’m totally overdue for some chilling out. Work has been super hectic- I’ve had so many tours, since so many people want to see New York in the winter-time and it gets old. Like, I just need a long island iced tea already.”

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“Honey, I feel you there. I’ve been getting into the spirit- with a buncha spiked egg nog, and whatever chocolate liqueurs I can get my hands on, not to mention christmas movies… but god damn it if i’m not super behind on my shopping.”

“It’s just felt like such a crazy year, you know? I’m thinking I need a night out on the town or something. Get some drinks, and just chill.”

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Hodaya: I've never had them before, and my boyfriend's dad's mom was a Ukrainian Jew. Can't wait to try them. Are they pareve? Because I'm serving meat.

Roxie: You bet- used margarine instead of butter, and found some vegan chocolate chips.

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“Honey, I feel you there. I’ve been getting into the spirit- with a buncha spiked egg nog, and whatever chocolate liqueurs I can get my hands on, not to mention christmas movies... but god damn it if i’m not super behind on my shopping.”

I can’t believe that Christmas is less than two weeks away. I’m so not ready, but so excited.

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“Online shopping is my best friend at the moment, honey... actually, I’ve probably been going overboard, but whatever. I mean... you could, like... buy food? Everyone likes food? Order some nice rare chocolates or shit?”

“Every year my Christmas shopping list gets longer and longer and that isn’t actually a problem to have, but I’m so behind on my shopping this year that it feels like it is. What are some things you’ve been buying? I need some ideas, outside of my son I have nothing.”

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Hodaya: Who's coming over to my Chanukah party tonight?

Roxie: Hell yeah, I am. I gotta batch of my Grandmother's Mandelbrot cookies to bring as well... they're like the only thing I can actually cook.

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Oh, God, people need to stop hating on animals because they’re not traditional. I have a snake, and you would not believe the bullshit I get.

Aiden won’t let me get a spider because he’s afraid of them. It sucks because they are so cute! I just want a fuzzy wuzzy tarantula!!

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Roxie looked over her shoulder, before rolling her eyes. “Nope. That’s a guy from work who keeps hitting on me... apparently he doesn’t understand the definition of lesbian.” She took a very deliberate victory sip of her coffee.

Robbie blinked as she noticed the person sitting on the other side of the room looking in their direction. “I think that person whats your attention,” she whispered trying to be sly but knowing she was probably failing. “Do you want me to leave so you can say hi?”