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“Cry me a river, build a bridge, and row under it.”

—Coach

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Sometimes I wish my strokes were harder and more agressive, then next time I might have a heart attack, die, and never have to row again

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*boom clap the sound of my thighs the boat goes on and on and on and on on*

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Don't catch crabs!

All rowing coaches and sex ed teachers ever

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Coach: 2k tomorrow

Me: new phone who dis?

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Cool video of my team last winter! More to come hopefully! :)

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Row row row your boat, vigorously, angrily, and powerfully down the stream 500 400 300 200 All I want to do is scream

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My first spring season

Me: holy crap only 2000 meters? That's gonna be so easy! I love 2k season!!!

Varsity: *trying not to laugh*

Me as a varsity rower now: what is life

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If you're rowing and you like it clap your hands!

*groaning*

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I FUCKING HATE WINTER TRAINING

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(It's a joke 😂)

Port vs Starboard

Starboard: like

Port: reblog

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Port vs Starboard

Starboard: like Port: reblog

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Looking back a year ago before rowing and wondering what I did with all my time...

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Racing past an outgoing boat on your team like

HELLO FROM THE STARBOARD SIIIIIIIIDE

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My coach is very stern

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2k Races

First 500: Fuck yea I can do this GET REKT

Second 500: wait ONLY HALFWAY WHAT

Third 500: NO GOD FUCK ME NO I CANT DO THIS BUT I GOTTA TRY

Fourth 500: WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN DO THIS SPORT WHY I DONT DESERVE THIS IM A GOOD FUCKING PERSON CHRIST WHY

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How rowing works socially

Me: I'm so tired God I hate rowing it's so hard fuckkk

Friend: then quit.

Me: *ninja chops their fucking head off* DO NOT INSULT IT, I LOVE IT