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wish we could've seen more of these three together ;_;

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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Came back wrong this, came back monstrous that

What if they came back loving? What if they came back in love. What if the necromancy worked and you cheated death and it's everything you've ever wanted, but now they love you in a way they never did before and you cannot know if that is because they finally know the lengths you are willing to go for them, or because something in this deathless magic bound their soul to yours to guide them home and it left them no. choice.

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I like to think Link is a lot more talkative when he’s not around people. Travel chit-chat!

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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN HAWKINS

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let me get this straight, when jesus turns water into wine he's "performing miracles" but when I do it I'm "an alcoholic" and "an affront against god" yeah alright

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I'd like to think that Steven would make awful jokes about the gods and just egypt in general to Marc who absolutely hates them.

Steven: what do you call a pharaoh who's really good at giving massages?

Marc: *trying to ignore him but still slightly amused*

Steven: a Cairo-practor

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a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

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nom nom

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Seasonal problems

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Feminist fantasy is funny sometimes in how much it wants to shit on femininity for no goddamned reason. Like the whole “skirts are tools of the patriarchy made to cripple women into immobility, breeches are much better” thing.

(Let’s get it straight: Most societies over history have defaulted to skirts for everyone because you don’t have to take anything off to relieve yourself, you just have to squat down or lift your skirts and go. The main advantage of bifurcated garments is they make it easier to ride horses. But Western men wear pants so women wearing pants has become ~the universal symbol of gender equality~)

The book I’m reading literally just had its medievalesque heroine declare that peasant women wear breeches to work in the field because “You can’t swing a scythe in a skirt!”

Hm yes story checks out

peasant women definitely never did farm labour in skirts

skirts definitely mean you’re weak and fragile and can’t accomplish anything

skirts are definitely bad and will keep you from truly living life

no skirts for anyone, that’s definitely the moral of the story here

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Sk8 The infinity is over 😭 noooo I want more of these love couple

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ID in alternate text

boyfriends..........

(pls click for quality cuz tungle dot com hates me)

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hey reminder that the monterey bay aquarium has livestreams of the tanks and also fish r pretty

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You have been given a second chance, use it

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Hey, so Im managing to send you this only because I’m lowkey sleep deprived or else I would explode in embarrassment. But, hm yeah. First fanart, first time trying something in this style ( so maybe it will only go uphill from here on…right? ) Took some liberties with the guard uniform or the lack of it in this case because of reasons…artistic reasons ofc.

Thank you so much for taob <3

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pickles the frog