rowantheweirdo

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yes...my only comment...is yes...

looks like october is…. octover

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Tumblr stands with Dantdm

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How did this manage to get funnier with every reblog?

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truth tho

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Well i appreciate the confirmation 😂😂😂

A word to the wise; you're allowed to be emotionally immature in secret.

I've been really hurt by a certain friend several times over and over again for around a year now and while we haven't talked in a while one of the stupid things that shockingly helped was making their discord friend nickname "Emotionally Abusive"

And no one except me and Tumblr needs to know.

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@riddlememyrazzledazzle this is literally you

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Alright so my bff just got over their first ever migraine and when i went over to their house when they were struggling with it, i instantly knew something was up, so apparently as an empath i have the ability to sense when people are sick now too.

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If i don't win drag race by lip syncing to Taylor Swift, it will all have been in vain. Watch out for Storm'a Brewin'. She's gonna come to your Tv screens eventually

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Just as pansexuals are attracted to pans, I am bisexual towards utensils for eating ramen. I won't be taking questions at this time-

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girl wtf😂😂😂

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I dont know who needs to hear this today but lets stir the fkn pot.

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this is how to truly make change happen

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Imagine when the striaghts find out that disney is going to rewrite snow white, but make the evil queen a gay father of the prince- theyre going to tell the church-

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100% i agree but i have to say

It just feels like people hate on vegan cheese way too much. I swear, every vegan I have seen out in the world has some manifesto about how good these random vegan cheeses are.

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but actually tho XD

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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bruh i was at 12 😂

I’m at 5 what about you?