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The best thing about being awesome is when you do good and you feel swell

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Replying "you couldn't torture this out of me lol" on someone's post about what they got for lunch today

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if i was in a rap battle id just start screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP when it was my turn

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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

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there should be a show like the bachelorette but all the men are kissing and fucking each other and taking estrogen

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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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ohhhhh okay

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its beautiful that trans people

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as he should

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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how it feels when someone says “can i be tmi really quick”

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