I hope nintendo makes more games named after a complex emotion like metroid dread or mario wonder. I wanna play donkey kong ennui and fire emblem contempt
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One of these days I’m gonna learn to stop being like “wow things have been going really well!” when things are finally going really well and maybe then things will start to actually stay going really well
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My boyfriend: Can vegans eat pussy?
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It’s been a while since I’ve given y’all and update on The Boi™ but I am about to share one of the most wholesome little moments we’ve had (starts out kinda sad but trust me it’s beautiful):
So I have had a life-long hyper fixation on stuffed animals. They’ve always been a comfort item for me and made me feel safe. I can’t sleep without holding onto one and a pillow doesn’t work as a replacement. My entire life I have been shamed by family and friends for my “childish” love of them and I have constantly been told “Do you really need ANOTHER stuffed animal?!” and made to feel bad for collecting something that I love and makes me feel safe.
The Boi™ and I have been together for almost a year now. We recently went to Walgreens and I immediately zeroed in on the squishmallow display in the entry way. He was quick to drag me away from it to instead get the things we actually went there for, and I expected him to say “No, you don’t need another stuffed animal,” like people have always told me. Instead, he simply said, “They’re cheaper at Costco.”
I’ve never been more in love.
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would’ve, could’ve, should’ve - t.s.
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bleeding out from multiple nerf gunshot wounds
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Update: I got both from one person
I can’t tell if I want a romantic relationship or if I’m just craving deep human connection that you can’t get from an everyday friendship
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Update: the boi is now the boifriend and I grab his face as often as I can
THE BOI™ JUST STRAIGHT UP TOLD ME “yes you can grab my face” AND I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE
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when ur bf sends u a selfie or video :
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hot take? i don't think we need toilet paper actually.
Hmmm it's a great take, but I think I'm going to strangle you now
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anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??
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Dormant Predators
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on my planet, the barbarian warmongers blorbo and scrunglo were banished to the great pits of eeby deeby by the great warrior glup shitto. and that is why, my friends, we tameranians honor the day by partaking in the ritual of the “horse plinko”.
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overanalyze and chill
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