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this is the most riveting thing i’ve ever experienced


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so basically he was lying ?
I don’t know exactly what this is referring to, but since this is likely about someone in One Direction, I’m going to go ahead and say yes.
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Friendly reminder: no straight person wrote these lyrics.

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We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas
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BBC Music Awards 2014
*DO NOT UPLOAD TO ANY OTHER WEBSITE*
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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
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interviewer: do you believe clothes hold memories?
louis: that’s beautiful! I never really thought about it but yeah for sure, definitely
meanwhile Louis’ lyrics:
“and all that’s left of us is a closet full of clothes”
“somebody's got your trainers on, the ones that you wore when you walked out the door”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? 😭
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According to The Sun a rep of H "rubbished the claims". You know it's a big lie if H's team reacts to a rumour

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the arena is on the brink of bankruptcy and Harry is doing a residency there—especially given the connection to the Azoffs and the owner. I wonder what Harry got out of it or if that was the only deal he was offered, because doing 35 shows back-to-back sounds exhausting. And he has some leverage to negotiate.
Hi, darling. He’s not going to do 35 shows back to back. U2 was there for 7 months. They didn’t perform every night. It would be the same as any tour where you play a night or two, have a day or two off, play again, etc.
It’s actually a lot easier on everyone (and less expensive) to mount a residency than it is to do a world tour. But it sucks for fans because most people will have to spend a lot in order to travel to see a residency.
I mean, no one complained when Adele did it. But you know how it goes. People will hate on Harry no matter what he does. I’m sure the hate has already started.
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“I’m just going to re-read fourth wing” is my answer to anything slightly stressful happening in my life and it’s becoming quite problematic😭😂
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Hey gina, my favorite show is Brooklyn 99 that show is so perfect, that's why i follow the accounts of the cast and writers ans yesterday the writer post this. Inevitable all things that i like are connected, my life is a multiverse I LOVE IT (The user is blurried 'cause the ppl are commenting absurds things)
Oh, cute. I wonder why they’re watching that. 😆
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You can change what you value about yourself. Your values and your perception of your best qualities can and will shift with your experiences.
You don't have to be defined by what you liked about yourself before. What do you like about yourself now? What do you want to be your most prominent characteristic now?
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THE 1D RE-TRACKLISTING
Listen on Spotify:
THE POP ALBUM
THE ALT POP ALBUM
THE DAD ROCK ALBUM
THE UNPLUGGED ALBUM
Or, listening to One Direction albums as they are stresses me out so I re-tracklisted them to flow/fit whatever mood I’m in. Sometimes you don’t wanna listen to No Control on repeat but feel like you’re listening to No Control on repeat.
Figured I’d share this now because the boys are going to drop new music in .5 seconds and ruin it.
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