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So I typed in ‘black history moth’ instead of ‘black history month’ and discovered this gem

Happy Black History Moth everybody

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me in 5th grade hearing someone talking about farts: ew thats so nasty keep that at home

me at 22 seeing someone shitting in the street in broad daylight: i wanna be that free

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when your parents let you stay home instead of being forced to go out with them

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me, after eating 1 healthyish meal that might have involved a vegetable: i am gonna sign up for yogalates and spin classes and next year’s marathon i am a pinnacle of health and wellbeing yesterday i may have only eaten a packet of crisps and drank 4 glasses of wine but today i am Health Woman

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tumblr turned darker bc it’s descending into hell

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Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

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do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

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hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

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New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

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dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city 

catspotting:

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Okay but in all honesty?

“Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court.” “I have nothing BUT COMTEMPT for this court!” has got to be the greatest exchange of word in human history and it came from the 1986 Transformers Movie.

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I spent 3 hours on this

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in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?” 

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Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep