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the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”
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"every day it gets harder to find lesbians in my area who haven't been indoctrinated into the transgender cult" that's awesome man i hope it gets harder forever
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I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh
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i think it's funny it's so easy to accidentally unfollow people on tumblr but there's no socially normal way to contact your now-former mutual and be like "hey so uhh did you unfollow me on purpose" without sounding like a heterosexual fifteen year-old girl with unresolved anger issues stirring up friend group drama before homecoming
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i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger
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this is a comic my dear friend @wolf-aid had made using batman both because he’s a very dear character to me and because we are hoping that a popular character will bring more attention to the comic itself.
the comic says most of what i can say already — but i’ll say it again. ibrahim is an incredibly sweet young man who i’ve been close friends with for a few months now. he and his family need help to be warm, to eat, to get medicine, and to survive — hopefully soon they can escape their awful circumstances.
please have a heart: donate what you can, reblog this post, and pay attention to ibrahim’s campaign.
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conspiracy theorist from 1719: I don’t think they ever got Blackbeard. They’re lying to us. He’s still out there.
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wikipedia i love you but it is absolutely buckwild to present two options of "hey do you want some merch?" and "when you die will you give us some inheritance please."
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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