20s/F My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;/ Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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i just need another neet lesbian honestly. but there is a problem with that when my soulmate is right now probably in her room. and im in my room. and we aren't meeting each other
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signs as: songs
cancer: fergalicious equius:blue lips
I physically can’t finish this post
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the reason you're meant to read from a bunch of different sources and attempt to interpret and discuss them in school btw is bc your reading comprehension is based on your ability to discern different and varied meanings in a text
like some ppl on socmed wilfully misinterpret text and so many others entirely lack this critical skill and rely on tiktokers and youtubers to explain sentences to them and in the absence of someone to explain they just entirely go off their own projected vibes and make shit up
like it's. honestly frightening and bizarre, the takes i regularly see, that are so far beyond a "bad faith reading" and are literally not a reading. someone just saw three words they recognised, imagined a scenario they might be used in instead of reading the post, then got MAD
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Made myself a drink with Kahlua and Licor 43 and Bailey's and milk and business was so bad we got to close early (*^ω^*)
There's actually no one at the bar today tell me what drink I should make myself
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There's actually no one at the bar today tell me what drink I should make myself
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
#general american#more specifically i always get hawaii when i take that us accents quiz even though i'm not even hawaiian#because english is not my first language#but that's all i'm saying about my wacky tragic anime backstory unless you ask nicely#i'm starting to use more european english in my vocabulary though
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A PRIMARY SCHOOL BOY OFFERED ME HIS SEAT ON THE BUS TODAY FUCK ME
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self harming by missing people who don’t have a second thought abt me
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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores
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i think people need to read more about cosmetic surgery and look at gruesome pictures because sooooooo many of you are convinced that surgery is capable of easily and seamlessly altering the body like it's the sims 2 character creator
#i'm so scared for my upcoming medically necessary surgery#it won't be a huge incision and it has a very high success rate but still shit can go wrong#i can't imagine ever getting cosmetic surgery
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me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that much
me on tumblr: peeing again
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fixed this bc i don't care about being a good person
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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love
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