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You're laughing. The apotheosis is upon us and you're laughing.

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rip ethan green you would’ve loved making dad jokes 💔💔

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“Now that we have Working boys we also need to see The Barbecue Monologues” “No we need Santa Claus goes to high school”

I NEED TO SEE THE TRAGIC LESBIAN VAMPIRE PLAY THAT ALICE WROTE

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hello npmd fandom is this anything

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For as popular as the idea of a "hivemind" is we never talk about how it doesn't exist in nature. There's no animal colony that connects and controls all its members through a psychic connection. Even bees, the eponimous hivemind, communicate by pheremones and, more importantly, interpretive dance. My point is when are we going to get a movie about an intensely organized alien race that mainly communicates via sick dance moves, why are we sleeping on this.

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I got a hold of that one 80's synthwave photo generator and this is the first thing I do with it

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I did it. I drew it as Richie. I saw @mrbeetrootakafinn ‘s post and I was like “Oh my good holy god. I need to draw this rn.” SO THANK YOU FOR THE IDEA LOL. I rlly like all the stuff I added to richie’s room its lore accurate, I’ve actually been in Richie’s room 157 times trust ;)

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imagine admitting that a loser ass geek you've known for two weeks is the thing you value most in the whole world right before you kill him but he doesn't die💀💀 embarrassing as fuck

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I think my personal Apotheosis is gonna just be drawing NPMD and Hatchetfield fan art to appease the Lords in Black. So join in the apotheosis, my friends

I'm really unwell about these two. Also my pansexual ass wants to see a wlw casting of this so badly, knowing full well I'm also obsessed with them like this...

Also if you look real close you can see a secret message on the football field

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yay for notebook cover cardboard made this maybe last. . . June??? idk honestly what is time

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sacrificial lamb

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Surface level observation I made earlier that Wilbur and the apple function as a metaphor for temptation like the snake and apple in Genesis. He has an apple when he talks to Linda and he's tempting her into joining Wiggly's forces with talk of adoration and love. In that case Linda is the Eve figure and the 'original sin' would be bringing on Wiggly's birth. He has an apple when he talks to Howie and criticises how corporations tempt the working class into buying useless shit they don't need. In that case the working class are a collective Eve figure and the 'original sin' would be mindlessly feeding into consumerism until it explodes in their faces (quite literally).

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just some quick drawings before high school kills me again

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WOKENESS has reached starkid.. the GAY who didn't like musicals... BI friday... NONBINARY prudes must SLAY.. when will the madness end...

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Here’s my take on Max Jägerman - he is NOT the progressive bully that asks Pete’s pronouns before beating the shit out of him, what he IS is a dumbass.

For example he’ll overhear Caitlyn (Cool Kid™️ so he respects her) talking to Kyle about taking her estrogen and assume it’s a drug and ask for a hit. Kyle and Caitlyn, confused, explain that it’s a hormone girls devolop that guys don’t have to the same level, and Caitlyn obviously has less so takes supplemental doses. Max thinks this means Caitlyn has a medical condition and is like “Oh my god dude I’m so sorry you’re sick? Do you like go to the hospital? Nah I’m not trying to take anyone’s meds my bad bro,” and Caitlyn is too dumbfounded and also entertained to correct him.

Later, in the case that he does not fall and die, Max eventually apologizes to Richie for all the times he punched him in the balls. Richie goes “it’s chill - besides, I don’t even have balls, so it didn’t even hurt as much as you though”. Max is MORTIFIED with sympathy “You don’t have balls?? Oh my god dude how come?” Ruth without a beat says he lost them in a tragic accident many years ago and Max fully believes her. Richie goes along for the bit.

Even further along the line, Max asks about the trans flag on Richie’s bag and Richie explains it’s for people who were born the wrong gender and want to change. Max goes “Wait dude you want to be a girl? Shittt why didn’t you tell me?! Do you have a new name or something like that? Like…Richietta?”

The real progressive bullies, obviously, are pre-Max’s death Kyle and Jason, who apologize before beating someone up and then defend their pronouns in the same breath.

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I hope the same ppl that are like "omg nibbly was in dirty girl and affecting Grace....." because of the pink lighting notice the pink lighting in Take Me Back because while yes Pink symbolizes Nibbly in the Hatchetverse it also symbolizes desire but not just sexual or romantic desire but also the desire for winning which ties back to Honey Queen which ties back to Nibbly and

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Something in NPMD that I don’t think people often see or understand is just how mean Richie is. Like during the library scene he is constantly making fun of Peter, pointing out his mistake in his joke and teasing about him and Steph. Also in the Bully The Bully and Bury The Bully — especially in the latter — he’s often seen with a face of disgust.

STOP MAKING THIS MAN MEEK AND SHY!!! HES A BITCH!!!