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WHY did they LIE to KATE PETERMAN !!????

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shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later

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I hope Ryan loved that Spirit Box as much as I loved the Professor

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if I see one more animated movie with a main character voiced by Chris Pratt I am going to travel to the rocky mountains and find a lamp in a hidden place only a creature about the size of a human hand could reach (I just use one of those dinosaur claw hand things that you push the trigger of and it grips. really long one though) and by activating the lamp I will encounter a significantly evil genie who will offer me any wish I choose including a wish to turn any everyday object into a secret time machine and I will wish for exactly that and I will travel back in time to chris pratt's 5th birthday and I will dress up as Mario and steal his birthday cake right in front on his eyes, making Chris Pratt hate Mario forever and forever changing the course of time to prevent Chris Pratt from becoming illumination's Mario and saving the voice acting world from his tyrannical wrath but inadvertently causing my own doom as I am chased through time for my hubris by the evil genie because I thought I could play god

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Happy Halloween 😈

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“I didn’t want to walk around high for the rest of my life”

“That makes one of us.”

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Would I like to get back on mweor and draw my silly little blue cat? Yeah.

Is my depression/anxiety gonna let me today? Nah.

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tell me the name of god, you blue piece of shit

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God from Puppet History is going to super hell for non-binary and gay crimes!!!

requested by: Anonymous

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Idk I just think the Watcher crew should make a sitcom.

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10,000,000 rotten jelly beans for the beef boy 😡

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actually you know what? ryan IS my poor little meow meow. not only do i love when ryans a little fucked up and evil but i think he should do it more often actually. kind of girlboss of him

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And that is the finale [x]

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Reviving this side account that I keep forgetting about to just say one thing

what the fuck was that man

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hey what is buzzfeed unsolved about?

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