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Who Goes There?

this is my #1 favorite horror movie of all time. finally paid respect to it and recreated the poster in my own style

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i was gonna make a meme edit that was like "how sex jokers look when real fuckers come at them" but then I became preoccupied by the phrase sex jokers. Sex jokers. The sex joker. The sex joker

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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

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some secret third thing…

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If i die in ny aleep my message to da world is

Thank you women and-

*sees a bug outside my window*

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coughs so hard my inner child bounces off my ribcage and bruises her stupid retard head on my sternum

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I just looked at the pic before I read and my fatass thought those were candies

(brushes hair behind ears) so i have this ewe....who is about to drop lambs and i really need to crutch her before that happens. i have been wanting to buy an inexpensive set of shears to crutch and potentially shear entirely if i decide to get into woolies down the line, but like. dear god. have y'all ever shopped for shears??? i'm not talking about price, i know they're expensive, but the BLADES?

hello??? why are they ALL named like this????

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how listening to perverts by ethel cain at midnight got me feeling

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one of the better contemporary pieces of conservative art